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  March 13, 2015 at 9:17 am

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  March 13, 2015 at 9:20 am

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  March 13, 2015 at 12:16 pm

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  March 13, 2015 at 12:45 pm

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  March 13, 2015 at 2:29 pm

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  March 13, 2015 at 2:52 pm

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  March 13, 2015 at 3:08 pm

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  March 13, 2015 at 3:14 pm

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  March 13, 2015 at 3:45 pm

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  March 14, 2015 at 11:59 am

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  March 14, 2015 at 8:31 pm

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  RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
  First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
  ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

  Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
  

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  March 16, 2015 at 5:23 am

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  1960s

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  Stinky (one of the 7 other dwarves by Craig Shaw Gardner)

  Limburger

  Cheesy

  Heh... XML. 😛

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  Best practices on how to ask questions

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  March 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm

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  1960s

  Hippy

  Dippy

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  Stinky (one of the 7 other dwarves by Craig Shaw Gardner)

  Limburger

  Cheesy

  Heh... XML. 😛

  Bloated

  indigestible

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
  _______________________________________________
  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
  Learn Extended Events

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  March 17, 2015 at 5:39 am

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  1960s

  Hippy

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  Dopey

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  Stinky (one of the 7 other dwarves by Craig Shaw Gardner)

  Limburger

  Cheesy

  Heh... XML. 😛

  Bloated

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  Waste

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
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  March 17, 2015 at 6:37 am

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  1960s

  Hippy

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  Stinky (one of the 7 other dwarves by Craig Shaw Gardner)

  Limburger

  Cheesy

  Heh... XML. 😛

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