Today's Random Word!

  • crookj (4/12/2010)


    dbowlin (4/12/2010)


    headache

    Migraine:crazy:

    Joe

    Sinusitis

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Doing formulas in Excel :sick:

  • sing4you (4/12/2010)


    Doing formulas in Excel :sick:

    :sick: is right.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    SQL RNNR
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  • CirquedeSQLeil (4/12/2010)


    sing4you (4/12/2010)


    Doing formulas in Excel :sick:

    :sick: is right.

    Sorry to disagree with you but I love doing formulas in excel. The more complicated the better! :w00t:

    If you get stuck on one - send a private message and I will try to assist.

    Joe

  • Chris Morris-439714 (4/12/2010)


    RBarryYoung (4/11/2010)


    Tom.Thomson (4/11/2010)


    mbricker-600840 (4/11/2010)


    Tom.Thomson (4/11/2010)


    hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian

    Is that a hippo that uses long words?

    No, it's a sesquipedalian autological autonym. :hehe:

    ??? Really? I thought that it was a giant 75-footed carnivorous aquatic horse?

    Shhhh don't mention aquatic horses!

    Someone is agitating the guard hippo at the TinD. πŸ˜‰

  • crookj (4/12/2010)


    War and Peace

    (Read would have been faster than reading all the posts on this topic over the weekend.)

    Joe

    An possibly more entertaining.

  • Mugwump

    Mike

    β€œI know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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  • mbricker-600840 (4/13/2010)


    Mugwump

    How do you know this word, Mike? AFAIK it's the obscure Cornish word for a large slug!

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
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  • Chris Morris-439714 (4/13/2010)


    mbricker-600840 (4/13/2010)


    Mugwump

    How do you know this word, Mike? AFAIK it's the obscure Cornish word for a large slug!

    The word actually derived from and American Indian work meaning "Big Chief" (I did not know this). Came into American usage in 19th century as a boss or bigwig (kinda like a giant slug :laugh:) (I did not know this either). Later was term for republicans who backed democrat Grover Cleveland for president (I did know that). Also denotes a politicain who refuses to take a stand (sits on a fence with his mug on one side and his wump on the other)(most politicians are also giant slugs). Was also the name of a folk group that preceded the Lovin' Spoonful (knew that too).

    Mike

    β€œI know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

    ___________________________________________________________________

  • mbricker-600840 (4/13/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (4/13/2010)


    mbricker-600840 (4/13/2010)


    Mugwump

    How do you know this word, Mike? AFAIK it's the obscure Cornish word for a large slug!

    The word actually derived from and American Indian work meaning "Big Chief" (I did not know this). Came into American usage in 19th century as a boss or bigwig (kinda like a giant slug :laugh:) (I did not know this either). Later was term for republicans who backed democrat Grover Cleveland for president (I did know that). Also denotes a politicain who refuses to take a stand (sits on a fence with his mug on one side and his wump on the other)(most politicians are also giant slugs). Was also the name of a folk group that preceded the Lovin' Spoonful (knew that too).

    Looks familiar, I did the same Google search. "sits on a fence with his mug on one side and his wump on the other" was familiar, but no mention of Cornish slugs - guess that was a family legend thing.

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Lynn Pettis (4/12/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (4/12/2010)


    RBarryYoung (4/11/2010)


    Tom.Thomson (4/11/2010)


    mbricker-600840 (4/11/2010)


    Tom.Thomson (4/11/2010)


    hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian

    Is that a hippo that uses long words?

    No, it's a sesquipedalian autological autonym. :hehe:

    ??? Really? I thought that it was a giant 75-footed carnivorous aquatic horse?

    Shhhh don't mention aquatic horses!

    Someone is agitating the guard hippo at the TinD. πŸ˜‰

    Jessica the hippo's favourite food was sweet potatoes - forwarned is forearmed πŸ˜‰

    Wonder if they would work in Jeff's porkchop slinger?

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • This is a great forum. Always something either entertaining or educational, sometimes both.

  • mbricker-600840 (4/13/2010)


    Mugwump

    Here's some trivia: Two of The Mamas and the Papas (I think John and Michelle) were The Mugwumps before they became The Mamas and the Papas.

    Just in case somebody cares . . . πŸ˜‰

  • Wind.

    The Weather Channel icon was 3 horizontal lines. Gusting to 40 today.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (4/13/2010)


    Wind.

    The Weather Channel icon was 3 horizontal lines. Gusting to 40 today.

    Which is the main reason we again are under High Fire Danger.

    WOTD - Rain (wish it would!)

    Joe

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