April 12, 2010 at 9:58 am
crookj (4/12/2010)
dbowlin (4/12/2010)
headacheMigraine:crazy:
Joe
Sinusitis
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 12, 2010 at 10:52 am
Doing formulas in Excel :sick:
April 12, 2010 at 11:00 am
sing4you (4/12/2010)
Doing formulas in Excel :sick:
:sick: is right.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 12, 2010 at 12:03 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/12/2010)
sing4you (4/12/2010)
Doing formulas in Excel :sick::sick: is right.
Sorry to disagree with you but I love doing formulas in excel. The more complicated the better! :w00t:
If you get stuck on one - send a private message and I will try to assist.
Joe
April 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Chris Morris-439714 (4/12/2010)
RBarryYoung (4/11/2010)
Tom.Thomson (4/11/2010)
mbricker-600840 (4/11/2010)
Tom.Thomson (4/11/2010)
hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianIs that a hippo that uses long words?
No, it's a sesquipedalian autological autonym. :hehe:
??? Really? I thought that it was a giant 75-footed carnivorous aquatic horse?
Shhhh don't mention aquatic horses!
Someone is agitating the guard hippo at the TinD. π
April 12, 2010 at 12:58 pm
crookj (4/12/2010)
War and Peace(Read would have been faster than reading all the posts on this topic over the weekend.)
Joe
An possibly more entertaining.
April 13, 2010 at 6:05 am
Mugwump
Mike
βI know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.β...Robert McCloskey
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April 13, 2010 at 6:13 am
mbricker-600840 (4/13/2010)
Mugwump
How do you know this word, Mike? AFAIK it's the obscure Cornish word for a large slug!
For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden
April 13, 2010 at 6:27 am
Chris Morris-439714 (4/13/2010)
mbricker-600840 (4/13/2010)
MugwumpHow do you know this word, Mike? AFAIK it's the obscure Cornish word for a large slug!
The word actually derived from and American Indian work meaning "Big Chief" (I did not know this). Came into American usage in 19th century as a boss or bigwig (kinda like a giant slug :laugh:) (I did not know this either). Later was term for republicans who backed democrat Grover Cleveland for president (I did know that). Also denotes a politicain who refuses to take a stand (sits on a fence with his mug on one side and his wump on the other)(most politicians are also giant slugs). Was also the name of a folk group that preceded the Lovin' Spoonful (knew that too).
Mike
βI know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.β...Robert McCloskey
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April 13, 2010 at 6:40 am
mbricker-600840 (4/13/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (4/13/2010)
mbricker-600840 (4/13/2010)
MugwumpHow do you know this word, Mike? AFAIK it's the obscure Cornish word for a large slug!
The word actually derived from and American Indian work meaning "Big Chief" (I did not know this). Came into American usage in 19th century as a boss or bigwig (kinda like a giant slug :laugh:) (I did not know this either). Later was term for republicans who backed democrat Grover Cleveland for president (I did know that). Also denotes a politicain who refuses to take a stand (sits on a fence with his mug on one side and his wump on the other)(most politicians are also giant slugs). Was also the name of a folk group that preceded the Lovin' Spoonful (knew that too).
Looks familiar, I did the same Google search. "sits on a fence with his mug on one side and his wump on the other" was familiar, but no mention of Cornish slugs - guess that was a family legend thing.
For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden
April 13, 2010 at 6:44 am
Lynn Pettis (4/12/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (4/12/2010)
RBarryYoung (4/11/2010)
Tom.Thomson (4/11/2010)
mbricker-600840 (4/11/2010)
Tom.Thomson (4/11/2010)
hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianIs that a hippo that uses long words?
No, it's a sesquipedalian autological autonym. :hehe:
??? Really? I thought that it was a giant 75-footed carnivorous aquatic horse?
Shhhh don't mention aquatic horses!
Someone is agitating the guard hippo at the TinD. π
Jessica the hippo's favourite food was sweet potatoes - forwarned is forearmed π
Wonder if they would work in Jeff's porkchop slinger?
For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden
April 13, 2010 at 7:11 am
This is a great forum. Always something either entertaining or educational, sometimes both.
April 13, 2010 at 7:14 am
mbricker-600840 (4/13/2010)
Mugwump
Here's some trivia: Two of The Mamas and the Papas (I think John and Michelle) were The Mugwumps before they became The Mamas and the Papas.
Just in case somebody cares . . . π
April 13, 2010 at 7:22 am
Wind.
The Weather Channel icon was 3 horizontal lines. Gusting to 40 today.
April 13, 2010 at 7:37 am
Steve Jones - Editor (4/13/2010)
Wind.The Weather Channel icon was 3 horizontal lines. Gusting to 40 today.
Which is the main reason we again are under High Fire Danger.
WOTD - Rain (wish it would!)
Joe
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