April 9, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Paul White NZ (4/9/2010)
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😀 Don't you risk catching a boojum when pushing out 25 :w00t: one word messages in 6 minutes? I wouldn't do it too often if I was you:hehe:.
Tom
April 10, 2010 at 12:28 am
Tom.Thomson (4/9/2010)
Paul White NZ (4/9/2010)
gyroscopeI think that would make the ferret throw up (if you feed it achovies on a bisuit with grated cheese and then spin it on a gyroscope it is likely to have tummy problems).
That's quite a sequence you got there, Paul. But I'm not sure how the dragon and the egg whisk fit in.
The dragon uses the whisk to beat the ferret.
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April 10, 2010 at 1:45 am
There should have been 26. Unless I missed one, or the size of the alphabet changed mid-way through...?
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April 10, 2010 at 5:55 am
Sequence
Mike
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April 10, 2010 at 9:00 am
Paul White NZ (4/10/2010)
There should have been 26. Unless I missed one, or the size of the alphabet changed mid-way through...?
neither - it's just that XACT_ABORT isn't a word.
Tom
April 10, 2010 at 9:39 am
WTF?
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April 10, 2010 at 9:41 am
(Heisenbergian sarcasm mode on)
How have I missed this ontological wonder of a thread ... ?
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April 10, 2010 at 9:43 am
Someone please tell me that this is not how Paul knocked out 3000 points in one month. I had ***-umed he was just racking up all of the QotDs ... 😛
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April 10, 2010 at 9:45 am
RBarryYoung (4/10/2010)
(Heisenbergian sarcasm mode on)How have I missed this ontological wonder of a thread ... ?
(Heisenbergian sarcasm mode off)
Or is is epistemological? I always get them mixed up...
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April 10, 2010 at 9:49 am
RBarryYoung (4/10/2010)
Someone please tell me that this is not how Paul knocked out 3000 points in one month. I had ***-umed he was just racking up all of the QotDs ... 😛
Nah. I do post in here from time to time - but much less than on the thread.
Just had an urge to go A-Z 🙂
About 1000 came from QotD - the vast majority are proper answers to proper threads.
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April 10, 2010 at 9:50 am
RBarryYoung (4/10/2010)
(Heisenbergian sarcasm mode on)How have I missed this ontological wonder of a thread ... ?
(Heisenbergian sarcasm mode off)
Good question.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 10, 2010 at 9:51 am
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Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 10, 2010 at 9:55 am
Paul White NZ (4/10/2010)
RBarryYoung (4/10/2010)
Someone please tell me that this is not how Paul knocked out 3000 points in one month. I had ***-umed he was just racking up all of the QotDs ... 😛Nah. I do post in here from time to time - but much less than on the thread.
Just had an urge to go A-Z 🙂
About 1000 came from QotD - the vast majority are proper answers to proper threads.
I was hoping the 26 posts came in response to the TSLOTALA posted in the SSIS thread.:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 10, 2010 at 10:13 am
Chores.
April 10, 2010 at 10:52 am
Steve Jones - Editor (4/10/2010)
Chores.
pain!
Tom
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