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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 1

Several random words: -

Sunshine, blue sky, haze, beer, birdsong, smiles, warmth (almost forgotten after a 40-month winter), foliage, spring flowers.

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 2

CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2010)
Enema?

“Know your enema and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.” Sun Tzu

“You never really know your friends from your enemas until the ice breaks.” Eskimo proverb

"I've always said that in politics, your enemas can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you." Ann Richards

"There is nothing so likely to produce peace as to be well prepared to meet the enema."

George Washington

"I have no trouble with my enemas. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights." Oscar Levant

"You have enemas? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Winston Churchill

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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 3

apocalocyntosis

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Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 4

Daniel Bowlin

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April 9, 2010 at 6:59 am

#1149047

Borborygmi

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 5

Sesquipedalian

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 6

Deflate

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sing4you SSCrazy Points: 2984 More actions · Answer 7

sing4you

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April 9, 2010 at 7:29 am

#1149081

Guacalypso

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 8

Clash (of the Titans)

Any good? How does it compare to the original? May go see it this weekend.

Joe

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crookj (4/9/2010)
Clash (of the Titans)
Any good? How does it compare to the original? May go see it this weekend.
Joe

I've heard the story's a little different, and now I have to unsubscribe, because we're going to see it this weekend also. 😉

We like the old one, so we'll see.

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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 10

jcrawf02 (4/9/2010)
crookj (4/9/2010)
Clash (of the Titans)
Any good? How does it compare to the original? May go see it this weekend.
Joe
I've heard the story's a little different, and now I have to unsubscribe, because we're going to see it this weekend also. 😉
We like the old one, so we'll see.

Sorry :ermm:

Did not anyone to ruin it fo ya - just asking the basics as if it is worth going to see.

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crookj (4/9/2010)
jcrawf02 (4/9/2010)
crookj (4/9/2010)
Clash (of the Titans)
Any good? How does it compare to the original? May go see it this weekend.
Joe
I've heard the story's a little different, and now I have to unsubscribe, because we're going to see it this weekend also. 😉
We like the old one, so we'll see.
Sorry :ermm:
Did not anyone to ruin it fo ya - just asking the basics as if it is worth going to see.

lol why you listen to me anyway? not a problem.

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Chris Morris-439714 (4/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/8/2010)
Enema?
“Know your enema and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.” Sun Tzu
“You never really know your friends from your enemas until the ice breaks.” Eskimo proverb
"I've always said that in politics, your enemas can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you." Ann Richards
"There is nothing so likely to produce peace as to be well prepared to meet the enema."
George Washington
"I have no trouble with my enemas. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights." Oscar Levant
"You have enemas? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Winston Churchill

Nice

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Guacamole

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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crookj (4/9/2010)
Clash (of the Titans)
Any good? How does it compare to the original? May go see it this weekend.
Joe

I thought it was worth seeing. I wouldn't spend the extra money for the 3D though - just not enough 3D in the movie to make a difference.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
crookj (4/9/2010)
Clash (of the Titans)
Any good? How does it compare to the original? May go see it this weekend.
Joe
I thought it was worth seeing. I wouldn't spend the extra money for the 3D though - just not enough 3D in the movie to make a difference.

excellent advice, thank you.

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."