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• Neil Burton

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  September 11, 2014 at 4:04 am

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  As long as we have the bases covered. :w00t::cool:

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• djj

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  September 11, 2014 at 5:06 am

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  Telephone

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  Pony Express

  History

  Lessons Learned

  and promptly forgotten so we can repeat ourselves.

  Is that old age or selective learning?

  Both 😉

  As long as we have the bases covered. :w00t::cool:

  Fielder

  Baseball

• TomThomson

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  September 11, 2014 at 5:13 am

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  Telephone

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  Pony Express

  History

  Lessons Learned

  and promptly forgotten so we can repeat ourselves.

  Is that old age or selective learning?

  Both 😉

  As long as we have the bases covered. :w00t::cool:

  Fielder

  Baseball

  American Rounders :hehe:

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• Ed Wagner

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  September 11, 2014 at 5:36 am

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  Sean Lange (9/10/2014)

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  Ed Wagner (9/10/2014)

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  djj (9/10/2014)

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  Telephone

  Telegraph

  Pony Express

  History

  Lessons Learned

  and promptly forgotten so we can repeat ourselves.

  Is that old age or selective learning?

  Both 😉

  As long as we have the bases covered. :w00t::cool:

  Fielder

  Baseball

  American Rounders :hehe:

  Math

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• crookj

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  September 11, 2014 at 6:34 am

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  Sean Lange (9/10/2014)

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  djj (9/10/2014)

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  Telephone

  Telegraph

  Pony Express

  History

  Lessons Learned

  and promptly forgotten so we can repeat ourselves.

  Is that old age or selective learning?

  Both 😉

  As long as we have the bases covered. :w00t::cool:

  Fielder

  Baseball

  American Rounders :hehe:

  Math

  Pi

• Sean Lange

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  September 11, 2014 at 7:12 am

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  Telephone

  Telegraph

  Pony Express

  History

  Lessons Learned

  and promptly forgotten so we can repeat ourselves.

  Is that old age or selective learning?

  Both 😉

  As long as we have the bases covered. :w00t::cool:

  Fielder

  Baseball

  American Rounders :hehe:

  Math

  Pi

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  _______________________________________________________________

  Need help? Help us help you.

  Read the article at http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/ for best practices on asking questions.

  Need to split a string? Try Jeff Modens splitter http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Tally+Table/72993/.

  Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
  Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
  Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
  Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

• djj

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  September 11, 2014 at 7:59 am

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  Sean Lange (9/10/2014)

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  Telephone

  Telegraph

  Pony Express

  History

  Lessons Learned

  and promptly forgotten so we can repeat ourselves.

  Is that old age or selective learning?

  Both 😉

  As long as we have the bases covered. :w00t::cool:

  Fielder

  Baseball

  American Rounders :hehe:

  Math

  Pi

  Chart

  Ship

• Ed Wagner

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  September 11, 2014 at 8:11 am

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  Sean Lange (9/10/2014)

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  Ed Wagner (9/10/2014)

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  djj (9/10/2014)

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  Telephone

  Telegraph

  Pony Express

  History

  Lessons Learned

  and promptly forgotten so we can repeat ourselves.

  Is that old age or selective learning?

  Both 😉

  As long as we have the bases covered. :w00t::cool:

  Fielder

  Baseball

  American Rounders :hehe:

  Math

  Pi

  Chart

  Ship

  Route

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• crookj

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  September 11, 2014 at 10:18 am

  #1744856

  Ed Wagner (9/11/2014)

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  Sean Lange (9/10/2014)

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  Sean Lange (9/10/2014)

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  Ed Wagner (9/10/2014)

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  djj (9/10/2014)

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  Telephone

  Telegraph

  Pony Express

  History

  Lessons Learned

  and promptly forgotten so we can repeat ourselves.

  Is that old age or selective learning?

  Both 😉

  As long as we have the bases covered. :w00t::cool:

  Fielder

  Baseball

  American Rounders :hehe:

  Math

  Pi

  Chart

  Ship

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• Ed Wagner

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  September 11, 2014 at 10:44 am

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  Sean Lange (9/10/2014)

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  Ed Wagner (9/10/2014)

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  djj (9/10/2014)

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  Telephone

  Telegraph

  Pony Express

  History

  Lessons Learned

  and promptly forgotten so we can repeat ourselves.

  Is that old age or selective learning?

  Both 😉

  As long as we have the bases covered. :w00t::cool:

  Fielder

  Baseball

  American Rounders :hehe:

  Math

  Pi

  Chart

  Ship

  Route

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  Cars (the movie)

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• SQLRNNR

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  September 11, 2014 at 11:11 am

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  Mater

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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• Ed Wagner

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  September 11, 2014 at 11:12 am

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  SQLRNNR (9/11/2014)

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  Tow

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  Best practices on how to ask questions

• whereisSQL?

  SSCarpal Tunnel

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  September 11, 2014 at 1:21 pm

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  Ed Wagner (9/11/2014)

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• Ed Wagner

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  September 11, 2014 at 1:22 pm

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  Tow

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• djj

  SSCoach

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  September 12, 2014 at 11:18 am

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  Ed Wagner (9/11/2014)

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