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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 1

snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow

Woke up to a kid asking if school was delayed. It's not, but it looks like this:

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 2

The Weather has been funny down here in the Springs. Snow for 30 mins the sunshine for 30 - Been back an forth all morning thus far.

Joe

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Steve Jones - Editor (4/7/2010)
snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow
Woke up to a kid asking if school was delayed. It's not, but it looks like this:

That is odd. I see the image tag when i quote, but no image is displayed in the post.

Blessed Websense

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crookj (4/7/2010)
The Weather has been funny down here in the Springs. Snow for 30 mins the sunshine for 30 - Been back an forth all morning thus far.
Joe

Clear Blue skies, 20 degrees cooler than usual and a slight breeze. Watching the palm trees it feels like spring.

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 5

CirquedeSQLeil (4/7/2010)
crookj (4/7/2010)
The Weather has been funny down here in the Springs. Snow for 30 mins the sunshine for 30 - Been back an forth all morning thus far.
Joe
Clear Blue skies, 20 degrees cooler than usual and a slight breeze. Watching the palm trees it feels like spring.

Clear blue skies, my min-max thermometer shows in hit 30.8ºC (87ºF) in the shade this afternoon, nice cooling breeze making the palms wave- it feels like spring here too.

Tom

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 6

Daniel Bowlin

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April 8, 2010 at 8:12 am

#1148302

Latency

Ugh.

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 7

crookj

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April 8, 2010 at 8:27 am

#1148318

Level3

(Serious Time Out Issues this morning!)

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 8

Crapshoot

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 9

Wandshoot

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

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Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
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John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 10

Crapwand

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 11

Enema?

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 12

Lynn Pettis

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April 8, 2010 at 11:30 am

#1148506

Colonoscopy

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Cringe

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mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 14

Prostate exam....more cringing

Mike

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

That is more like quiver shudder uncontrollably.

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