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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 1

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Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 23001 More actions · Answer 2

ChrisM@Work (8/28/2014)
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BWFC (8/28/2014)
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BWFC (8/27/2014)
Punched tape
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Chad
Election
Florida
Keys
Alligators
Everglades
Aviator shades
Fighter Pilot
Pitot tube

Airspeed

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 3

BWFC (8/28/2014)
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crookj (8/27/2014)
Ed Wagner (8/27/2014)
BWFC (8/27/2014)
Punched tape
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Chad
Election
Florida
Keys
Alligators
Everglades
Aviator shades
Fighter Pilot
Pitot tube
Airspeed

Unladen Swallow

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

jaded

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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djj SSCoach Points: 18831 More actions · Answer 5

djj

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Points: 18831

August 29, 2014 at 6:51 am

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Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 23001 More actions · Answer 6

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Realms

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 7

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djj SSCoach Points: 18831 More actions · Answer 8

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 9

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 10

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 11

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batgirl SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4979 More actions · Answer 12

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 13

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Discretion

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Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 23001 More actions · Answer 14

Valour

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 15

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Valour

Courage

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