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  July 9, 2014 at 10:12 am

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  July 9, 2014 at 12:11 pm

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  July 10, 2014 at 12:41 am

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  -------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
  There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
  I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx

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  July 10, 2014 at 12:59 am

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

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  July 10, 2014 at 5:47 am

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  July 10, 2014 at 6:42 am

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  July 10, 2014 at 7:07 am

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• SQLRNNR

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  July 10, 2014 at 8:05 am

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  July 10, 2014 at 8:25 am

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  July 10, 2014 at 8:28 am

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  July 10, 2014 at 6:12 pm

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  July 11, 2014 at 12:34 am

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  -------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
  There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
  I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx

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  July 11, 2014 at 6:18 am

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• Neil Burton

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  July 11, 2014 at 6:31 am

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

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  July 11, 2014 at 6:39 am

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