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EL Jerry SSCertifiable Points: 7063 More actions · Answer 1

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"El" Jerry.

"A watt of Ottawa" - Gerardo Galvan

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 2

EL Jerry (6/30/2014)
Intermission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wOD9TWynM

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 3

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286590 More actions · Answer 4

jcrawf02 (7/1/2014)
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Diving

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Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

Stuart Davies SSCoach Points: 19505 More actions · Answer 5

Sean Lange (7/1/2014)
jcrawf02 (7/1/2014)
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-------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 6

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Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 7

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reef

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

absess

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 9

Sean Lange (7/1/2014)
jcrawf02 (7/1/2014)
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...I can't stop laughing...:-D:hehe:

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 10

SQLRNNR (7/1/2014)
absess

Obsess? or Abscess?

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286590 More actions · Answer 11

jcrawf02 (7/1/2014)
Sean Lange (7/1/2014)
jcrawf02 (7/1/2014)
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...I can't stop laughing...:-D:hehe:

😛

_______________________________________________________________

Need help? Help us help you.

Read the article at http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/ for best practices on asking questions.

Need to split a string? Try Jeff Modens splitter http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Tally+Table/72993/.

Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

djj SSCoach Points: 18831 More actions · Answer 12

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Kurt W. Zimmerman SSCrazy Eights Points: 8676 More actions · Answer 13

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USS

Kurt W. Zimmerman
SR DBA
Lefrak Organization
New York, NY

http://www.linkedin.com/in/kurtwzimmerman

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

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Sterrett

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 15

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On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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