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Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 1

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On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 2

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On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

Stuart Davies SSCoach Points: 19505 More actions · Answer 3

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-------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 4

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 5

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 6

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Anarcho syndicalist commune

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 7

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Dying

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
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Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 8

Atheist

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

Stuart Davies SSCoach Points: 19505 More actions · Answer 9

BWFC (6/20/2014)
Atheist

Muse

-------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 10

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Beckett

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jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50117 More actions · Answer 11

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Castle

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 12

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Car Crash

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Ed Wagner (6/20/2014)
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Ed Wagner (6/20/2014)
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Atheist
Muse
Beckett
Castle
Car Crash

suspense

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 14

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Igor Micev SSC-Dedicated Points: 33109 More actions · Answer 15

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Beckett
Castle
Car Crash
suspense
suspenders (different meaning in UK and US English...)

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