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sing4you SSCrazy Points: 2984 More actions · Answer 1

Chris Morris-439714 (4/1/2010)
Lose weight? Pah! Try putting weight on, you slackers!

I have tried and succeeded. This is why I'm now a lifetime member of Weight Watchers 😛

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 2

Boggle.

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 3

Chubbychaser

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 4

Chris Morris-439714 (4/1/2010)
Chubbychaser

Chubbychasee!

Joe

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 5

Gettin jiggly with it

Mike:w00t:

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 6

Men In Black

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 7

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

SSC Guru

Points: 736270

April 1, 2010 at 8:21 am

#1144020

Laughter

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

Joker

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 9

Penguin

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

Riddler

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 11

Man Man (my 3 year old's way of saying batman)

John Rowan

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Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden