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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 1

tosscrosby

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March 31, 2010 at 11:16 am

#1143287

Wan

-- You can't be late until you show up.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 2

Wan

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tosscrosby (3/31/2010)
Wan

Dang it!!

I didn't see your response when posting mine.

Kenobi

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mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 4

CirquedeSQLeil (3/31/2010)
tosscrosby (3/31/2010)
Wan
Dang it!!
I didn't see your response when posting mine.
Kenobi

I saw that coming. Didn't realize it would be that fast.;-)

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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kobe

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 6

Lynn Pettis (3/31/2010)
Lizards, snakes, and spiders Oh My! (Just keep them away from me!)

I am suprised that Gila Monster did not post in 😉

Joe

bcsims 90437 SSC Eights! Points: 929 More actions · Answer 7

dbowlin (3/31/2010)
weight loss

2 words: discipline and difficult (I gotta lose 25 lbs, ugh)

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

Biggest Loser

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 9

bcsims 90437 (3/31/2010)
dbowlin (3/31/2010)
weight loss
2 words: discipline and difficult (I gotta lose 25 lbs, ugh)

I need to lose between 30 and 40 depending on what you read on the net.

bcsims 90437 SSC Eights! Points: 929 More actions · Answer 10

Lynn Pettis (3/31/2010)
bcsims 90437 (3/31/2010)
dbowlin (3/31/2010)
weight loss
2 words: discipline and difficult (I gotta lose 25 lbs, ugh)
I need to lose between 30 and 40 depending on what you read on the net.

PAH, according to the net and weight watchers, I should lose 60-65 lbs. I'm training for a marathon end of Oct, so my goal is 25, the lighter I am, the faster I go.

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 11

bcsims 90437 (3/31/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/31/2010)
bcsims 90437 (3/31/2010)
dbowlin (3/31/2010)
weight loss
2 words: discipline and difficult (I gotta lose 25 lbs, ugh)
I need to lose between 30 and 40 depending on what you read on the net.
PAH, according to the net and weight watchers, I should lose 60-65 lbs. I'm training for a marathon end of Oct, so my goal is 25, the lighter I am, the faster I go.

Well, I am still able to keep up with the majority of high school soccer players out on the pitch, but I'm thinking I need to lose the weight to help control health issues that are becoming a concern for my doctor. I really don't want to be taking pills for the rest of my life.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 12

bcsims 90437 (3/31/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/31/2010)
bcsims 90437 (3/31/2010)
dbowlin (3/31/2010)
weight loss
2 words: discipline and difficult (I gotta lose 25 lbs, ugh)
I need to lose between 30 and 40 depending on what you read on the net.
PAH, according to the net and weight watchers, I should lose 60-65 lbs. I'm training for a marathon end of Oct, so my goal is 25, the lighter I am, the faster I go.

Agreed - at least the effort is lower.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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oh la vache

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 14

Lose weight? Pah! Try putting weight on, you slackers!

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 15

crookj

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April 1, 2010 at 7:32 am

#1143953

Adamant

Joe