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• sing4you

  SSCrazy

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  February 20, 2014 at 9:15 am

  #1690749

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• Revenant

  SSC-Forever

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  February 20, 2014 at 9:48 am

  #1690776

  sing4you (2/20/2014)

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  crookj (2/19/2014)

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  WotD - tedium

  boring

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  magical fruit

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• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  February 20, 2014 at 10:51 am

  #1690806

  Revenant (2/20/2014)

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  sing4you (2/20/2014)

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  JAZZ Master (2/19/2014)

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  SQLRNNR (2/19/2014)

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  Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/19/2014)

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  crookj (2/19/2014)

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  WotD - tedium

  boring

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  Oil

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  Kiev

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
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• SQLRNNR

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  February 20, 2014 at 11:12 am

  #1690817

  Ed Wagner (2/20/2014)

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  SQLRNNR (2/19/2014)

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  Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/19/2014)

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  crookj (2/19/2014)

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  WotD - tedium

  boring

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  Oil

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  magical fruit

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  Kiev

  Red

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  SQL RNNR
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• EL Jerry

  SSCertifiable

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  February 20, 2014 at 11:16 am

  #1690819

  SQLRNNR (2/20/2014)

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  Ed Wagner (2/20/2014)

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  crookj (2/19/2014)

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  WotD - tedium

  boring

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  magical fruit

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  Kiev

  Red

  Bull

  "El" Jerry.

  "A watt of Ottawa" - Gerardo Galvan

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• Ed Wagner

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  February 20, 2014 at 12:13 pm

  #1690829

  EL Jerry (2/20/2014)

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  Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/19/2014)

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  WotD - tedium

  boring

  drilling

  fraking

  Oil

  gas

  beans

  magical fruit

  Toot

  Flatulence

  gas mask

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  Kiev

  Red

  Bull

  Tenderloin

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Revenant

  SSC-Forever

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  February 20, 2014 at 12:26 pm

  #1690836

  Ed Wagner (2/20/2014)

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  Ed Wagner (2/20/2014)

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  JAZZ Master (2/19/2014)

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  Daniel Bowlin (2/19/2014)

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  WotD - tedium

  boring

  drilling

  fraking

  Oil

  gas

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  magical fruit

  Toot

  Flatulence

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  Kiev

  Red

  Bull

  Tenderloin

  IIF(location = 'SF', danger, yummy)

  (added explanation: Tenderloin is the red lights district of SF)

• crookj

  SSChampion

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  February 21, 2014 at 7:05 am

  #1691081

  WotD - Minutiae

• Daniel Bowlin

  SSC-Dedicated

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  February 21, 2014 at 7:30 am

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  crookj (2/21/2014)

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• Ed Wagner

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  February 21, 2014 at 7:51 am

  #1691121

  Daniel Bowlin (2/21/2014)

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  WotD - Minutiae

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  Bomb

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
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  Best practices on how to ask questions

• SQLRNNR

  SSC Guru

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  February 21, 2014 at 8:05 am

  #1691133

  Ed Wagner (2/21/2014)

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  WotD - Minutiae

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  Manure

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
  _______________________________________________
  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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• Revenant

  SSC-Forever

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  February 21, 2014 at 9:21 am

  #1691199

  SQLRNNR (2/21/2014)

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• SQLRNNR

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  February 21, 2014 at 12:11 pm

  #1691263

  dingleberry

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  SQL RNNR
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• Neil Burton

  SSC-Insane

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  February 21, 2014 at 2:29 pm

  #1691292

  SQLRNNR (2/21/2014)

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  dingleberry

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• SQLRNNR

  SSC Guru

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  February 21, 2014 at 2:58 pm

  #1691297

  BWFC (2/21/2014)

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  dingleberry

  Clinker

  Klink

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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