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John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 1

You belong here in Nebraska with me Jason. One of the small towns outside of Omaha has a Testical Festival every year. It's a big attraction.

Personally, I've never tried 'em. I probably would in the right setting, but I would not seek out an opportunity to do so.

John Rowan

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 2

Ok, now that is beyond too far. Having a festival for the oysters. Think of all the lambs.

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sing4you SSCrazy Points: 2984 More actions · Answer 3

John Rowan (3/30/2010)
You belong here in Nebraska with me Jason. One of the small towns outside of Omaha has a Testical Festival every year. It's a big attraction.
Personally, I've never tried 'em. I probably would in the right setting, but I would not seek out an opportunity to do so.

Wow, and I thought our Watermelon Thumps and Rattlesnake Roundups were weird.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 4

John Rowan (3/30/2010)
You belong here in Nebraska with me Jason. One of the small towns outside of Omaha has a Testical Festival every year. It's a big attraction.
Personally, I've never tried 'em. I probably would in the right setting, but I would not seek out an opportunity to do so.

We're rubbish at that sort of community thing over here. It would be a typical ballsup.

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 5

Komodo Dragon

(Extremely interesting documentary last night)

Joe

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 6

Daniel Bowlin

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March 31, 2010 at 7:30 am

#1143066

weight loss

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 7

BAT

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 8

crookj

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March 31, 2010 at 7:35 am

#1143071

Chris Morris-439714 (3/31/2010)
BAT

Batman

Joe

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 9

tosscrosby

SSCoach

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March 31, 2010 at 8:09 am

#1143102

wombat

-- You can't be late until you show up.

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 10

tosscrosby (3/31/2010)
wombat

Can't bat

(NZ cricket team)

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John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 11

crookj (3/31/2010)
Komodo Dragon
(Extremely interesting documentary last night)
Joe

Bearded Dragon

John Rowan

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Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 12

Kit G

SSCrazy

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March 31, 2010 at 10:33 am

#1143259

Iguana! (best pet I've had)

-- Kit

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

kimono

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 14

Lizards, snakes, and spiders Oh My! (Just keep them away from me!)

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 15

Obi

Mike

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