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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 1

L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
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Bugs

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 2

Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
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Bugs

Bunny

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

Kurt W. Zimmerman SSCrazy Eights Points: 8676 More actions · Answer 3

BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
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Fudd (Elmer J)

Kurt W. Zimmerman
SR DBA
Lefrak Organization
New York, NY

http://www.linkedin.com/in/kurtwzimmerman

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
Cartoon
Bugs
Bunny
Fudd (Elmer J)

Wabbit

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 5

SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
Cartoon
Bugs
Bunny
Fudd (Elmer J)
Wabbit

Won...wabbit, won wabbit, won, won, won 🙂

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

BWFC (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
Cartoon
Bugs
Bunny
Fudd (Elmer J)
Wabbit
Won...wabbit, won wabbit, won, won, won 🙂

Kill the wabbit

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 7

SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
Cartoon
Bugs
Bunny
Fudd (Elmer J)
Wabbit
Won...wabbit, won wabbit, won, won, won 🙂
Kill the wabbit

It's wabbit season

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286590 More actions · Answer 8

Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
Cartoon
Bugs
Bunny
Fudd (Elmer J)
Wabbit
Won...wabbit, won wabbit, won, won, won 🙂
Kill the wabbit
It's wabbit season

Duck Season!!

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Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 9

Sean Lange (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
Cartoon
Bugs
Bunny
Fudd (Elmer J)
Wabbit
Won...wabbit, won wabbit, won, won, won 🙂
Kill the wabbit
It's wabbit season
Duck Season!!

mmmm duck seasoning.

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 10

BWFC (2/6/2014)
Sean Lange (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
Cartoon
Bugs
Bunny
Fudd (Elmer J)
Wabbit
Won...wabbit, won wabbit, won, won, won 🙂
Kill the wabbit
It's wabbit season
Duck Season!!
mmmm duck seasoning.

Good Eats

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 11

Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Sean Lange (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
Cartoon
Bugs
Bunny
Fudd (Elmer J)
Wabbit
Won...wabbit, won wabbit, won, won, won 🙂
Kill the wabbit
It's wabbit season
Duck Season!!
mmmm duck seasoning.
Good Eats

Tasty

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 12

SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Sean Lange (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
Cartoon
Bugs
Bunny
Fudd (Elmer J)
Wabbit
Won...wabbit, won wabbit, won, won, won 🙂
Kill the wabbit
It's wabbit season
Duck Season!!
mmmm duck seasoning.
Good Eats
Tasty

Scrumptious

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 13

crookj (2/7/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Sean Lange (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/6/2014)
Kurt W. Zimmerman (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Ed Wagner (2/6/2014)
L' Eomot Inversé (2/6/2014)
BWFC (2/6/2014)
Animated
Cartoon
Bugs
Bunny
Fudd (Elmer J)
Wabbit
Won...wabbit, won wabbit, won, won, won 🙂
Kill the wabbit
It's wabbit season
Duck Season!!
mmmm duck seasoning.
Good Eats
Tasty
Scrumptious

Umami

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

inoculation

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 15

SQLRNNR (2/7/2014)
inoculation

Vaccination

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537