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  • December 2, 2009 at 9:13 am

    #1086601

    RUN

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • December 2, 2009 at 9:30 am

    #1086619

    Snow http://twitpic.com/rueuy

  • December 3, 2009 at 9:41 am

    #1087216

    exorcism

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • December 3, 2009 at 9:58 am

    #1087231

    Quincunx

  • December 3, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    #1087400

    Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme... and Garlic.

    -- Kit

  • December 4, 2009 at 7:59 am

    #1087749

    TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!

  • December 4, 2009 at 8:02 am

    #1087755

    Interview!

  • December 4, 2009 at 8:08 am

    #1087764

    "Impending doom" (okay, it's a phrase, but I think it counts in this case).

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
    Property of The Thread

    "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon

  • December 4, 2009 at 8:51 am

    #1087808

    Apocalypse!

    -- Kit

  • December 4, 2009 at 9:03 am

    #1087817

    Ratfink

    Disappointment

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • December 4, 2009 at 10:28 am

    #1087888

    Ah... for whatever reason I'm reminded of the sceen in the movie "Wizards" when Fritz gets "shot" by the fairies.

    "Max: Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...

    Fritz: Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right.

    Max: Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn.

    [Accidentally shoots Fritz]

    Max: Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!"

    (Yes, it's Friday... yes, my mind spews up some weird connections... yes... I'm tired)

    -- Kit

  • December 4, 2009 at 10:42 am

    #1087897

    Weekend 🙂

    Bru Medishetty

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  • December 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    #1088311

    demise

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • December 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    #1088324

    "Stab'n'Grab"...

    Op has logged in precisely once.

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • December 7, 2009 at 8:16 am

    #1088573

    Windchill [-14 at this time :)]

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