Today's Random Word!

  • Woah!

  • L' Eomot Inversé (9/15/2012)


    capnhector (9/14/2012)


    supercalifornication?

    Or supercalifellation?

    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

  • anthony.green (9/18/2012)


    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    antidisestablishmentarianism

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  • L' Eomot Inversé (9/15/2012)


    capnhector (9/14/2012)


    supercalifornication?

    Or supercalifellation?

    Sounds like a turkey.

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  • Aarrrrg. Ye scurvy Dogs! 😉

  • crookj (9/19/2012)


    Aarrrrg. Ye scurvy Dogs! 😉

    Morose (I've just been informed that not only was it Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday, but if you dressed like a pirate, you got a free dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. And I missed it)

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  • jcrawf02 (9/20/2012)


    crookj (9/19/2012)


    Aarrrrg. Ye scurvy Dogs! 😉

    Morose (I've just been informed that not only was it Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday, but if you dressed like a pirate, you got a free dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. And I missed it)

    Sorry ya missed it. Don't forget Hobbit Day on Saturday. (No free donuts for this one though.)

  • jcrawf02 (9/20/2012)


    crookj (9/19/2012)


    Aarrrrg. Ye scurvy Dogs! 😉

    Morose (I've just been informed that not only was it Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday, but if you dressed like a pirate, you got a free dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. And I missed it)

    Now I wonder if they where giving away Krispy Kreme's in the UK, if so I would be highly disapointed.

  • Daniel Bowlin (9/18/2012)


    Woah!

    Nelly

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  • SQLRNNR (9/20/2012)


    Daniel Bowlin (9/18/2012)


    Woah!

    Nelly

    deli

  • Cliff Jones (9/20/2012)


    SQLRNNR (9/20/2012)


    Daniel Bowlin (9/18/2012)


    Woah!

    Nelly

    deli

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  • Cliff Jones (9/20/2012)


    SQLRNNR (9/20/2012)


    Daniel Bowlin (9/18/2012)


    Woah!

    Nelly

    deli

    dilly-dally

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  • Rob Schripsema (9/20/2012)


    Cliff Jones (9/20/2012)


    SQLRNNR (9/20/2012)


    Daniel Bowlin (9/18/2012)


    Woah!

    Nelly

    deli

    dilly-dally

    procrastinate

  • jasona.work (9/20/2012)


    Rob Schripsema (9/20/2012)


    Cliff Jones (9/20/2012)


    SQLRNNR (9/20/2012)


    Daniel Bowlin (9/18/2012)


    Woah!

    Nelly

    deli

    dilly-dally

    procrastinate

    procreate

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  • Ray K (9/20/2012)


    jasona.work (9/20/2012)


    Rob Schripsema (9/20/2012)


    Cliff Jones (9/20/2012)


    SQLRNNR (9/20/2012)


    Daniel Bowlin (9/18/2012)


    Woah!

    Nelly

    deli

    dilly-dally

    procrastinate

    procreate

    procrastineering[/url]

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    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

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