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^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

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Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

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Rug Doctor

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Shagpile

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

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berber (with Scotchgard)

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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toupe

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

March 11, 2010 at 7:36 am

#1132038

verifiable

Joe

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CirquedeSQLeil (3/10/2010)
perturbed (@ idiot family members)

Impossibility. (Family members NEVER fall into this category! - Don't we wish!!!)

:crazy:

Joe

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crookj (3/11/2010)
verifiable
Joe

veracities

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Lynn Pettis

SSC Guru

Points: 442467

March 11, 2010 at 10:46 am

#1132191

PTPD (Post Traumatic Project Deployment) Syndrome

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Lynn Pettis (3/11/2010)
PTPD (Post Traumatic Project Deployment) Syndrome

I heard you can get disability for that 😀

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Lynn Pettis

SSC Guru

Points: 442467

March 11, 2010 at 12:13 pm

#1132243

[font="Comic Sans MS"]Party!! (At Jeff's)[/font]

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Lynn Pettis (3/11/2010)
[font="Comic Sans MS"]Party!! (At Jeff's)[/font]

:w00t:

How many are invited?

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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CirquedeSQLeil (3/11/2010)
Lynn Pettis (3/11/2010)
[font="Comic Sans MS"]Party!! (At Jeff's)[/font]
:w00t:
How many are invited?

Don't know, how big is Jeff's house? 😛