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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 1

FreePoint

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 2

crookj (3/8/2010)
Venti Caramel Frappuccino
Joe

delicioso - my absolute favorite!

-- You can't be late until you show up.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

MCP (master control program)

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Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 4

CirquedeSQLeil (3/8/2010)
MCP (master control program)

No cross posting!!!!

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic604325-61-1229.aspx

-- You can't be late until you show up.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

tosscrosby-60625 (3/8/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/8/2010)
MCP (master control program)
No cross posting!!!!
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic604325-61-1229.aspx

Ahh - but it was the thread that gave me the word of the day. 😀

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

Besides, the MCP made me do it.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 7

CirquedeSQLeil (3/8/2010)
Besides, the MCP made me do it.

Who? Oh, the Master Control Program :blink:

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 8

Hal

(Think it was a little better than MPC. A computer with a serious attitude!)

😎

Joe

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

Twiggy

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 10

CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)
Twiggy

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

That was my knickname in school!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 11

Chris Morris-439714 (3/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)
Twiggy
ROFLMFAO!!!!!
That was my knickname in school!

I guess that psychic helmet I bought is working correctly then. 😀

Beedeebeedeebeedee

I guess I spelled it wrong - is it Twiggy or Twiki?

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 12

CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)
I guess that psychic helmet I bought is working correctly then. 😀
Beedeebeedeebeedee
I guess I spelled it wrong - is it Twiggy or Twiki?

Aha, I think you mean this Twiki.

"from the hit 1970's television series" heh welcome to the Old Gits Club, Jason!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

bcsims 90437 SSC Eights! Points: 929 More actions · Answer 13

Blond... as in blond moment. Had a major one w/yesterdays QOD. I though COUNT_BIG was the table name. DUH! Hmm, maybe I shouldn't fess up to that. I sure am learning a lot w/SSC! Love it!

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

Chris Morris-439714 (3/10/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/9/2010)
I guess that psychic helmet I bought is working correctly then. 😀
Beedeebeedeebeedee
I guess I spelled it wrong - is it Twiggy or Twiki?
Aha, I think you mean this Twiki.
"from the hit 1970's television series" heh welcome to the Old Gits Club, Jason!

Been there for a while.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

perturbed (@ idiot family members)

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events