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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

fibula

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 2

sore, as in still after working 9 soccer games this past weekend.

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Lynn Pettis (3/3/2010)
sore, as in still after working 9 soccer games this past weekend.

showing your age a bit there Lynn

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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 4

bcsims 90437 (3/3/2010)
ingrown...
toenail. Sorry couldn't resist.
Hey, how do you get it so your post contains the text of another post in a box? I tried clicking on the REPLY + and the Quote buttons, but it didn't work. Thx, Barb

Simply hit the quote button that's above the post you want to quote....I've personally never seen it fail on SSC.

-- You can't be late until you show up.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 5

jcrawf02 (2/25/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)
crookj (2/25/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)
pre-planning
As we used to say in the Military.... (6 Ps)
P - P - P - P - P - P
(Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance)
Joe
Planning - yes
But planning your planning to plan your plan for the plan of action?
No plan survives first contact. So why bother 😛

Catastrof***

The consequence of no plan at all.

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mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 6

Cat atrophy.....

What happens when you cat doesn't get enough exercise.

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 7

mbricker-600840 (3/4/2010)
Cat atrophy.....
What happens when you cat doesn't get enough exercise.
Mike

Dimensional transmogrifier. A truck - turns 3 dimensional cats into 2 dimensional ones.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

catatonic

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 9

Cataclysm

(results after a situation when NO plan is place):w00t:

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 10

tosscrosby

SSCoach

Points: 18045

March 4, 2010 at 10:10 am

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Catamaran

-- You can't be late until you show up.

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cataclysmic

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sing4you SSCrazy Points: 2984 More actions · Answer 12

Category = what happens after the truck makes your cat 2-dimensional

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

catamount - what you do with the cat after it becomes 2-d

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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bcsims 90437 SSC Eights! Points: 929 More actions · Answer 14

tosscrosby-60625 (3/4/2010)
bcsims 90437 (3/3/2010)
ingrown...
toenail. Sorry couldn't resist.
Hey, how do you get it so your post contains the text of another post in a box? I tried clicking on the REPLY + and the Quote buttons, but it didn't work. Thx, Barb
Simply hit the quote button that's above the post you want to quote....I've personally never seen it fail on SSC.

Ok giving it a try. B.

bcsims 90437 SSC Eights! Points: 929 More actions · Answer 15

tosscrosby-60625 (3/4/2010)
Catamaran

Class 40 ... Yippee Ki Yay, the class 40 boat that I get to sail on!

P.S. The quote thing is really cool. Simple things amuse simple minds, I guess.