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bcsims 90437 SSC Eights! Points: 929 More actions · Answer 4

bcsims 90437

SSC Eights!

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April 2, 2012 at 11:34 am

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plain ol' blahs

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

Good point - plain ol' work blahs.:-D

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 6

I reckon you've all got the Monday Morning blahs (or is it already afternoon there?).

Tom

EL Jerry SSCertifiable Points: 7063 More actions · Answer 7

L' Eomot Inversé (3/30/2012)
EL Jerry (3/30/2012)
Friday!!!
"El" Jerry.
Irresistible!!! El Jerry Can? Or can't he?

Yes, El Jerry can.

Si se puede!!! Si se puede!!! Si se puede!!!

"El" Jerry.

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EL Jerry SSCertifiable Points: 7063 More actions · Answer 8

Monday... 🙁

"El" Jerry.

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Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31163 More actions · Answer 9

EL Jerry (4/2/2012)
Monday... 🙁

Tuesday

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Ant-Green SSC Guru Points: 113507 More actions · Answer 10

Ant-Green

SSC Guru

Points: 113507

April 3, 2012 at 6:27 am

#1468166

4DayWeek 😀

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 11

anthony.green (4/3/2012)
4DayWeek 😀

FollowedByAnother :-))

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Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 12

In the immortal words of Uniblab (is my age showing?)

Back to work (click), back to work (click). Everybody (click) work work work work (click) work work (click)!"

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 13

Daniel Bowlin (4/3/2012)
In the immortal words of Uniblab (is my age showing?)
Back to work (click), back to work (click). Everybody (click) work work work work (click) work work (click)!"

Almost sounds like the tech version of the 7 dwarves from Snow White....:-P

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

silo

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173061 More actions · Answer 15

"chocccccolaaaattteee"

(tastes better than brains)

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