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John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 1

Speaking of the Olympics, did you hear that they're going to pull the gold medal away from the woman's downhill skier?

They've decided to give it to Obama instead because it was determined that he is going downhill much faster than she was.......

John Rowan

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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 2

...and that, kids, is how you end up on a list from the FBI...

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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

jcrawf02 (2/24/2010)
...and that, kids, is how you end up on a list from the FBI...

:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 4

John Rowan (2/24/2010)
Speaking of the Olympics, did you hear that they're going to pull the gold medal away from the woman's downhill skier?
.......

Opinionated

(Left off the bottom part of the quote cause I don't want to get on the FBI list :rolleyes:

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

pre-planning

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 6

CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)
pre-planning

As we used to say in the Military.... (6 Ps)

P - P - P - P - P - P

(Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance)

Joe

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 7

crookj (2/25/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)
pre-planning
As we used to say in the Military.... (6 Ps)
P - P - P - P - P - P
(Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance)
Joe

Planning - yes

But planning your planning to plan your plan for the plan of action?

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 8

CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)
crookj (2/25/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)
pre-planning
As we used to say in the Military.... (6 Ps)
P - P - P - P - P - P
(Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance)
Joe
Planning - yes
But planning your planning to plan your plan for the plan of action?

No plan survives first contact. So why bother 😛

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 9

jcrawf02 (2/25/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)
crookj (2/25/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (2/25/2010)
pre-planning
As we used to say in the Military.... (6 Ps)
P - P - P - P - P - P
(Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance)
Joe
Planning - yes
But planning your planning to plan your plan for the plan of action?
No plan survives first contact. So why bother 😛

Contingencies

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 10

tosscrosby

SSCoach

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February 26, 2010 at 7:49 am

#1125582

eventuality

-- You can't be late until you show up.

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 11

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

February 26, 2010 at 7:55 am

#1125590

Historical

Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 12

Kit G

SSCrazy

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February 26, 2010 at 8:05 am

#1125601

Hysterical

-- Kit

D.Oc SSCrazy Points: 2875 More actions · Answer 13

Hypopotamus 😀

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

Hygienical

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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bcsims 90437 SSC Eights! Points: 929 More actions · Answer 15

bcsims 90437

SSC Eights!

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February 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm

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Hypotenuse