February 19, 2010 at 1:15 pm
mstjean (2/19/2010)
SuspicionBreedsConfidence****An ironic phrase appearing in the background in one of the greatest movies ever made, but in the context of a SQL DBA's life, a truism.
I love that movie! Especially the part where Babe starts talking sheep "Baa Ram Ewe!"
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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
February 19, 2010 at 1:49 pm
jcrawf02 (2/19/2010)
mstjean (2/19/2010)
SuspicionBreedsConfidence****An ironic phrase appearing in the background in one of the greatest movies ever made, but in the context of a SQL DBA's life, a truism.
I love that movie! Especially the part where Babe starts talking sheep "Baa Ram Ewe!"
...ermm... Wrong "greatest movie"... here's another coupla' quotes for those that are still playing:
Guard: Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.
and
Arresting Officer: This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt.
February 22, 2010 at 12:08 pm
WOW! or INTENSE!
(US vs Canada in Olympic Hockey)
Joe
February 22, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Comeback (as in NBA action yesterday)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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February 22, 2010 at 12:16 pm
FizzBuzz 😛
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
February 22, 2010 at 12:21 pm
crookj (2/22/2010)
WOW! or INTENSE!(US vs Canada in Olympic Hockey)
Joe
DVR, dammit! :angry:GRRRRR!!
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
February 22, 2010 at 12:23 pm
jcrawf02 (2/22/2010)
crookj (2/22/2010)
WOW! or INTENSE!(US vs Canada in Olympic Hockey)
Joe
DVR, dammit! :angry:GRRRRR!!
Painful?
Joe
February 22, 2010 at 12:25 pm
crookj (2/22/2010)
jcrawf02 (2/22/2010)
crookj (2/22/2010)
WOW! or INTENSE!(US vs Canada in Olympic Hockey)
Joe
DVR, dammit! :angry:GRRRRR!!
Painful?
Joe
Yes, when you keep telling me stuff 😛 I'm still back on 2/15 somewhere...
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
February 22, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Jeff Moden (2/22/2010)
FizzBuzz 😛
Which sparks a question - why is it called FIZZBUZZ?
Is it because you get a Buzz from the Fizz of a Cola?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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February 22, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Heh... it's more like a having a blowfly fly up your nose. 😛 Everyone tries to install handrails on me about that problem because they don't understand that I'm trying to help them not look stupid on the interview. A couple of folks finally picked up on that this time.
Of course, just in case you don't know, FizzBuzz is actually a kids' game that's supposedly quite popular in the UK.
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
February 22, 2010 at 12:44 pm
No. Did not know it was a kids game. Interesting insight.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
February 22, 2010 at 10:59 pm
full double full full double (freestyle aerials)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
February 23, 2010 at 8:57 am
Splat! (A bunch of falls in this Olympics!)
Joe
February 23, 2010 at 11:57 pm
doctor
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
February 24, 2010 at 8:08 am
Spectacular! (The South Korean Ice Skater! Nuff Said!)
Joe
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