Today's Random Word!

  • cents

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • contractors

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Since

  • outsourcing

    Mike

    Mike

    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (2/13/2010)


    Utilities

    As in utility companies need real dba's.

    Outrageous! (Not DBA's in the utility companies - but the cost they charge for the utilities! Electric, Gas, and Water Bills Oh MY!!!) :crazy:

    Joe

  • Woot

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Lute

    -- Kit

  • Toot :w00t:

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • fruit

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Mute

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • blast-ended skrewt

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth


    Cursors are useful if you don't know SQL

  • mstjean (2/17/2010)


    Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth

    Alright, I'll bite. Were it a different decade, I'd guess that the Supreme Court had a roller derby.

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • jcrawf02 (2/17/2010)


    blast-ended skrewt

    haha

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • snoot

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

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