February 11, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Meltification
Mike
Mike
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey
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February 11, 2010 at 1:23 pm
d'oh
February 11, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Doh was yesterday's.
Today is "so-close-to-the-weekend-I-can-taste-it"
February 11, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Doh was yesterday's.
Today is "so-close-to-the-weekend-I-can-taste-it"
Whoops. Sorry, forgot to include the code I used to derive my d'oh. When I re-ran it, it still comes up d'oh.
CASE
WHEN (@DayOfWeek = 'Thursday')
AND (@HoursOfSleep < @CriticalMinimumHoursOfSleep)
AND (@TimeOnClock > @WayTooLateToGetThereOnTime)
THEN 'd''oh'
ELSE '*sigh*'
END as RandomAmThought
February 11, 2010 at 2:39 pm
mstjean (2/11/2010)
Doh was yesterday's.
Today is "so-close-to-the-weekend-I-can-taste-it"
Whoops. Sorry, forgot to include the code I used to derive my d'oh. When I re-ran it, it still comes up d'oh.
CASEWHEN (@DayOfWeek = 'Thursday')
AND (@HoursOfSleep < @CriticalMinimumHoursOfSleep)
AND (@TimeOnClock > @WayTooLateToGetThereOnTime)
THEN 'd''oh'
ELSE '*sigh*'
END as RandomAmThought
Ray
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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February 11, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Ray
(...you talkin' to ) Me?
February 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm
mstjean (2/11/2010)
Ray
(...you talkin' to ) Me?
Fah (yeah)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
February 12, 2010 at 6:07 am
befuddled
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
February 12, 2010 at 7:17 am
persimmon
Mike
Mike
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey
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February 12, 2010 at 7:31 am
Jolly Green Giant
Joe
February 12, 2010 at 9:25 am
crookj (2/12/2010)
Jolly Green GiantJoe
Just made me think of that brand and the commercials
Ho ho ho, Green Giant.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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February 12, 2010 at 9:26 am
VP (unexpected)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
February 12, 2010 at 9:42 am
February 12, 2010 at 9:52 am
Congrats (just in case).
My word for the day is noise (kids off from school)
February 12, 2010 at 9:53 am
Not sure. I was just appointed last night at our PASS meeting.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
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