Today's Random Word!

  • Ready. Set. Commence Week.

  • Daniel Bowlin (8/8/2011)


    Ready. Set. Commence Week.

    Same time every day Dan. Have you had your shredded wheat?

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Monday

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  • WOTD - Problematic

  • crookj (8/8/2011)


    WOTD - Problematic

    Ill-coinceived

  • Revenant (8/8/2011)


    crookj (8/8/2011)

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    WOTD - Problematic

    Ill-coinceived

    idiotic

    :cool:

    "There are no problems! Only solutions that have yet to be discovered!"

  • Tom.Thomson (8/5/2011)


    mtillman-921105 (8/5/2011)


    Tom.Thomson (8/5/2011)


    Revenant (8/5/2011)


    bopeavy (8/5/2011)


    crookj (8/5/2011)


    bopeavy (8/5/2011)

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    WEEKEND!

    At Bernie's ------ Darn, here we go again....

    Party ------Yep Pee!

    Beers!

    Wines!!

    Song

    Women!!!

    Why are the last two in the wrong order? Or is the new order the right order?

    Blue Monday

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Target

    :cool:

    "There are no problems! Only solutions that have yet to be discovered!"

  • bopeavy (8/8/2011)


    Target

    bullseye

  • Daniel Bowlin (8/9/2011)


    bopeavy (8/8/2011)


    Target

    bullseye

    Sheriff Woody

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  • Ray K (8/9/2011)


    Daniel Bowlin (8/9/2011)

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    bopeavy (8/8/2011)

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    Target

    bullseye

    Sheriff Woody

    Blazing Saddles

    :cool:

    "There are no problems! Only solutions that have yet to be discovered!"

  • bopeavy (8/9/2011)


    Ray K (8/9/2011)


    Daniel Bowlin (8/9/2011)

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    bopeavy (8/8/2011)

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    Target

    bullseye

    Sheriff Woody

    Blazing Saddles

    Hey, that was on AMC just last night. Although they cut so much language out of it the result was a bit watered down.

  • bopeavy (8/9/2011)


    Ray K (8/9/2011)


    Daniel Bowlin (8/9/2011)

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    bopeavy (8/8/2011)

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    Target

    bullseye

    Sheriff Woody

    Blazing Saddles

    spoof

  • Revenant (8/9/2011)


    bopeavy (8/9/2011)

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    Ray K (8/9/2011)

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    Daniel Bowlin (8/9/2011)

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    bopeavy (8/8/2011)

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    Target

    bullseye

    Sheriff Woody

    Blazing Saddles

    spoof

    Space Balls

    :cool:

    "There are no problems! Only solutions that have yet to be discovered!"

  • bopeavy (8/9/2011)


    Revenant (8/9/2011)


    bopeavy (8/9/2011)

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    Ray K (8/9/2011)

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    Daniel Bowlin (8/9/2011)

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    bopeavy (8/8/2011)

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    Target

    bullseye

    Sheriff Woody

    Blazing Saddles

    spoof

    Space Balls

    Schwartz

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

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