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Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 5

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proboscis
haustellum
Malaria

mosquito

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 6

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proboscis
haustellum
Malaria
mosquito

Mojito

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bopeavy SSCertifiable Points: 5869 More actions · Answer 7

WEEKEND!:-D

:cool:

"There are no problems! Only solutions that have yet to be discovered!"

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 8

bopeavy (8/5/2011)
WEEKEND!:-D

At Bernie's ------ Darn, here we go again....

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WEEKEND!
At Bernie's ------ Darn, here we go again....

Party ------Yep Pee!

:cool:

"There are no problems! Only solutions that have yet to be discovered!"

Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 10

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WEEKEND!
At Bernie's ------ Darn, here we go again....
Party ------Yep Pee!

Beers!

bcsims 90437 SSC Eights! Points: 929 More actions · Answer 11

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WEEKEND!
At Bernie's ------ Darn, here we go again....
Party ------Yep Pee!
Beers!

sandwich in every can!

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 12

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WEEKEND!
At Bernie's ------ Darn, here we go again....
Party ------Yep Pee!
Beers!

Wines!!

Tom

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

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WEEKEND!
At Bernie's ------ Darn, here we go again....
Party ------Yep Pee!

toilet

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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WEEKEND!
At Bernie's ------ Darn, here we go again....
Party ------Yep Pee!
Beers!
Wines!!

Song

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. - Stephen Hawking

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 15

mtillman-921105 (8/5/2011)
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WEEKEND!
At Bernie's ------ Darn, here we go again....
Party ------Yep Pee!
Beers!
Wines!!
Song

Women!!!

Why are the last two in the wrong order? Or is the new order the right order?

Tom