November 18, 2009 at 12:44 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (11/18/2009)
Liger - it's a mythical creature
Liger's aren't mythical. Just rare. Nat Geo had some great videos of a few of them. I think some of those are on YouTube these days.
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November 19, 2009 at 2:44 am
Just found this one. Friday's word was Triskadecaphobia. Stuck in my head all day and prevented me testing a new SSIS package that updates Active Directory from HR system as it was bound to fail dramatically.
November 19, 2009 at 10:57 am
heffalumps
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November 19, 2009 at 11:04 am
CirquedeSQLeil (11/19/2009)
heffalumps
Wow, that's gonna be a nightmare. Heath Ledger as the Joker, alongside Pooh, Tigger and Roo looking for the heffalumps....
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November 19, 2009 at 11:08 am
jcrawf02 (11/19/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (11/19/2009)
heffalumpsWow, that's gonna be a nightmare. Heath Ledger as the Joker, alongside Pooh, Tigger and Roo looking for the heffalumps....
On the other hand, the Joker living in a fantasy world where a bear, a tiger and a kangaroo are friends, and where you can nail a donkey's tail back on after it falls off, that kind of makes sense. You know, in a totally psychotic "makes sense" kind of way.
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November 23, 2009 at 10:29 am
DataDictionary
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November 24, 2009 at 9:57 am
Lemon
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November 24, 2009 at 10:19 am
Compassion
November 24, 2009 at 10:34 am
Pride.
(In honor of Our Military Personnel being away from their families during this holiday season.)
November 24, 2009 at 12:15 pm
crookj (11/24/2009)
Pride.(In honor of Our Military Personnel being away from their families during this holiday season.)
Undying gratitude
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November 24, 2009 at 1:45 pm
riboflavin
-- You can't be late until you show up.
November 24, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Family
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November 25, 2009 at 12:30 am
5 day weekend!
November 25, 2009 at 3:39 am
Connard!
November 25, 2009 at 8:07 am
Food! :w00t:
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