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  • GilaMonster (12/7/2010)


    Birthday.

    Happy Birthday Gail! I hope you have a great day.

    John Rowan

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  • Gratz on both the Birthday and the Birth Day!

    Joe

  • GilaMonster (12/7/2010)


    Mine.

    Isn't it rude to ask age? πŸ˜‰

    Happy Birthday Gail.

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

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  • Ray K (12/7/2010)


    GilaMonster (12/7/2010)


    Mine.

    Isn't it rude to ask age? πŸ˜‰

    Oh, I'm aware! But I seem to be in a rude mood this morning! :-D:hehe:

    Heh careful Ray you'll end up like Jason πŸ™‚

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • CirquedeSQLeil (12/7/2010)


    John Rowan (12/3/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (12/2/2010)


    Newborn

    Is there a congrats in order?

    Yes - Baby girl is healthy

    Congratulations Jason.

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Cigar!

    (and congratz! πŸ™‚ )


    - Craig Farrell

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  • Congrats Jason! Congrats to the mom as well! And welcome to your newest addition. πŸ˜€

    Congrats Gail on surviving yet another year on Planet Earth! :w00t:

    -- Kit

  • Kit G (12/7/2010)


    Congrats Gail on surviving yet another year on Planet Earth! :w00t:

    And without murdering any project managers. Yet. :hehe:

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

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    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (12/7/2010)


    Ray K (12/7/2010)


    GilaMonster (12/7/2010)


    Mine.

    Isn't it rude to ask age? πŸ˜‰

    Oh, I'm aware! But I seem to be in a rude mood this morning! :-D:hehe:

    πŸ™‚

    34. Not so old that I'm bothered by age. Yet.

    34? Sheez, you're just a kid! πŸ˜‰

    (Then again, you're not that much older than my wife!)

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  • Chris Morris-439714 (12/7/2010)


    Ray K (12/7/2010)


    GilaMonster (12/7/2010)


    Mine.

    Isn't it rude to ask age? πŸ˜‰

    Oh, I'm aware! But I seem to be in a rude mood this morning! :-D:hehe:

    Heh careful Ray you'll end up like Jason πŸ™‚

    You sure I'm not already there? πŸ˜‰

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  • GilaMonster (12/7/2010)


    Mine.

    Isn't it rude to ask age? πŸ˜‰

    Not at all, unless within sight (if I can see you and I ask your age that's rude, because I am required to believe that you are the youngest age that can be reconciled with your appearance).

    If someone can't see you, they can ask; you then have four options: "about 100 years older than I look" is a pretty good put-down; "about 100 years younger than I expect you look" is a slightly poorer one; you should be able to work out the other two for yourself.

    Anyway, I reckon you're nearly 45 years younger than our oldest threadizen, so I don't have to ask. πŸ˜€

    edit: only days ago you were only half my age; now, thanks to integer arithmetic and rounding, you are older than that!

    Tom

  • GilaMonster (12/7/2010)


    Kit G (12/7/2010)


    Congrats Gail on surviving yet another year on Planet Earth! :w00t:

    And without murdering any project managers. Yet. :hehe:

    A year of failure, then: you should try to murder at least two per year! πŸ˜€

    Happy birthday.

    Tom

  • Tom.Thomson (12/7/2010)


    Not at all, unless within sight (if I can see you and I ask your age that's rude, because I am required to believe that you are the youngest age that can be reconciled with your appearance).

    Strangely enough when people guess my age (and I mean people that I've met) they tend to guess 5 or more years off, in either direction

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Tom.Thomson (12/7/2010)


    GilaMonster (12/7/2010)


    Mine.

    Isn't it rude to ask age? πŸ˜‰

    Not at all, unless within sight (if I can see you and I ask your age that's rude, because I am required to believe that you are the youngest age that can be reconciled with your appearance).

    If someone can't see you, they can ask; you then have four options: "about 100 years older than I look" is a pretty good put-down; "about 100 years younger than I expect you look" is a slightly poorer one; you should be able to work out the other two for yourself.

    Anyway, I reckon you're nearly 45 years younger than our oldest threadizen, so I don't have to ask. πŸ˜€

    edit: only days ago you were only half my age; now, thanks to integer arithmetic and rounding, you are older than that!

    Tom, you look 134 in your picture.

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

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