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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 1

crookj

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October 21, 2010 at 7:52 am

#1240323

Teary :crying:

Not Friday yet.

Joe

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 2

Daniel Bowlin

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October 21, 2010 at 11:44 am

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Query.....oh wait, this is not about SQL.:-D

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31162 More actions · Answer 3

Daniel Bowlin (10/21/2010)
Query.....oh wait, this is not about SQL.:-D

I thought about it, but wasn't going to say it!

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736063 More actions · Answer 4

Horses

Grrrr, busted out this morning and forced a chase by the inept guard (me)

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

editing

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Evil Kraig F SSC Guru Points: 100851 More actions · Answer 6

fowl language

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Craig Farrell (10/21/2010)
fowl language

Quack! Honk! Gobble! Cluck!!!

(Translation: "@#$%^&*!!!") :hehe:

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 8

CirquedeSQLeil (10/21/2010)
editing

Quite right too, your first draft was rubbish 😛

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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173045 More actions · Answer 9

Ray K (10/21/2010)
Craig Farrell (10/21/2010)
fowl language
Quack! Honk! Gobble! Cluck!!!

Hee!

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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173045 More actions · Answer 10

Chili!

We're having a chili cooking contest for lunch today. It's gonna be fun. I LOVE my workplace... @=)

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 11

Brandie, please can you share your recipe? Most recipes over here suck. The one I use is modified from a Texas chili-cooking competition and takes ages.

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Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173045 More actions · Answer 12

Do you do spicy chili or non-spicy?

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 13

Brandie Tarvin (10/22/2010)
Do you do spicy chili or non-spicy?

I love a good chili flavour. This stuff takes some beating. I made some a week ago using Rick Stein's recipe and it's yummy, I keep sneaking teaspoonfuls from the fridge. It makes good beer taste fantastic!

Spicy please Brandie 😀

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For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31162 More actions · Answer 14

Tango. Golf. India. Foxtrot.

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Ray K (10/22/2010)
Tango. Golf. India. Foxtrot.

Heh yeah and only 2 1/2 hours until beertime! 🙂

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden