Today's Random Word!
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new freakin' language
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Fat freakin' Freddy's Cat.
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Dentist,
ugh
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Steve Jones - Editor (9/27/2010)
Dentist,ugh
WOTD - Sympathy! :pinch:
Joe
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Thanks, hopefully we'll yank a tooth from my daughter today and she'll feel better.
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Steve Jones - Editor (9/27/2010)
Thanks, hopefully we'll yank a tooth from my daughter today and she'll feel better.Why stop at one?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Because he can't afford all the others. @=) It's not just the dentist he has to pay, you know. Daughters expect kickbacks whilst they slumber.
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Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
Because he can't afford all the others. @=) It's not just the dentist he has to pay, you know. Daughters expect kickbacks whilst they slumber.A mouth full of bling should be enough of a bribe
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events -
CirquedeSQLeil (9/27/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
Because he can't afford all the others. @=) It's not just the dentist he has to pay, you know. Daughters expect kickbacks whilst they slumber.A mouth full of bling should be enough of a bribe
Dude, are you trying to put the Tooth Fairy out of business? Careful. I've seen what happens to people who can't handle the tooth! @=)
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Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/27/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
Because he can't afford all the others. @=) It's not just the dentist he has to pay, you know. Daughters expect kickbacks whilst they slumber.A mouth full of bling should be enough of a bribe
Dude, are you trying to put the Tooth Fairy out of business? Careful. I've seen what happens to people who can't handle the tooth! @=)
Funny show.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events -
CirquedeSQLeil (9/27/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/27/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
Because he can't afford all the others. @=) It's not just the dentist he has to pay, you know. Daughters expect kickbacks whilst they slumber.A mouth full of bling should be enough of a bribe
Dude, are you trying to put the Tooth Fairy out of business? Careful. I've seen what happens to people who can't handle the tooth! @=)
Funny show.
I thought it was a documentary....at least that's what I told my kids.:-P
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Clothes line
-- You can't be late until you show up.
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Paris Hilton
“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail ShawFor fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden -
Headache
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