Today's Random Word!

Question

Post reply

Today's Random Word!

Viewing 15 posts - 2,866 through 2,880 (of 21,190 total)

You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Login to reply

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 1

Daniel Bowlin

SSC-Dedicated

Points: 34566

September 27, 2010 at 6:50 am

#1227657

new freakin' language

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 2

Fat freakin' Freddy's Cat.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 3

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

SSC Guru

Points: 736270

September 27, 2010 at 8:27 am

#1227715

Dentist,

ugh

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 4

Steve Jones - Editor (9/27/2010)
Dentist,
ugh

WOTD - Sympathy! :pinch:

Joe

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 5

Thanks, hopefully we'll yank a tooth from my daughter today and she'll feel better.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

Steve Jones - Editor (9/27/2010)
Thanks, hopefully we'll yank a tooth from my daughter today and she'll feel better.

Why stop at one?

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 7

Because he can't afford all the others. @=) It's not just the dentist he has to pay, you know. Daughters expect kickbacks whilst they slumber.

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
Because he can't afford all the others. @=) It's not just the dentist he has to pay, you know. Daughters expect kickbacks whilst they slumber.

A mouth full of bling should be enough of a bribe 😉

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 9

CirquedeSQLeil (9/27/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
Because he can't afford all the others. @=) It's not just the dentist he has to pay, you know. Daughters expect kickbacks whilst they slumber.
A mouth full of bling should be enough of a bribe 😉

Dude, are you trying to put the Tooth Fairy out of business? Careful. I've seen what happens to people who can't handle the tooth! @=)

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/27/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
Because he can't afford all the others. @=) It's not just the dentist he has to pay, you know. Daughters expect kickbacks whilst they slumber.
A mouth full of bling should be enough of a bribe 😉
Dude, are you trying to put the Tooth Fairy out of business? Careful. I've seen what happens to people who can't handle the tooth! @=)

Funny show.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 11

CirquedeSQLeil (9/27/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/27/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
Because he can't afford all the others. @=) It's not just the dentist he has to pay, you know. Daughters expect kickbacks whilst they slumber.
A mouth full of bling should be enough of a bribe 😉
Dude, are you trying to put the Tooth Fairy out of business? Careful. I've seen what happens to people who can't handle the tooth! @=)
Funny show.

I thought it was a documentary....at least that's what I told my kids.:-P

John Rowan

======================================================
======================================================
Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 12

Deadline

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 13

tosscrosby

SSCoach

Points: 18045

September 28, 2010 at 7:17 am

#1228318

Clothes line

-- You can't be late until you show up.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 14

Paris Hilton

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 15

Daniel Bowlin

SSC-Dedicated

Points: 34566

September 28, 2010 at 7:22 am

#1228324

Headache