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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

Glory

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
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AJHall Mr or Mrs. 500 Points: 580 More actions · Answer 2

Trichotillomania

The uncontrollable desire to pull out one's own hair.

Oddly enough it was the word of the day on a calendar I got several years ago. To my recollection it was an omen of what would come that day. Since then it has become my favorite word.

Aaron Hall
IT Infrastructure Consultant

Nothing is more confounding than a DBA that uses bureaucracy as a means to inflate his power. Ever try to get an index added to a government run SQL server and you'll know what I mean.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 3

rhinotillexo-freakin'-mania

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

RichardDouglas SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4029 More actions · Answer 4

RichardDouglas

SSCarpal Tunnel

Points: 4029

September 24, 2010 at 9:25 am

#1227070

SharksWithFrickinLaserBeams

Hope this helps,
Rich

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 5

CirquedeSQLeil (9/24/2010)
Glory

Mor... no better not.

Happy mornings!!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736632 More actions · Answer 6

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

SSC Guru

Points: 736632

September 24, 2010 at 10:40 am

#1227117

Mint, heading to the Denver Mint today.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736632 More actions · Answer 7

CirquedeSQLeil (9/24/2010)
crookj (9/24/2010)
Sseing that we are talking horse stuff...
Broncos vs Colts this weekend.
Joe
COLTS + 21

Isn't the line Colts - 21?

Can't imagine the Colts getting 21.

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31168 More actions · Answer 8

Steve Jones - Editor (9/24/2010)
Mint, heading to the Denver Mint today.

Mint -- I could use one, just finished lunch.

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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173083 More actions · Answer 9

Steve Jones - Editor (9/24/2010)
Mint, heading to the Denver Mint today.

Bring back some money for me, please. @=)

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 10

Chris Morris-439714 (9/24/2010)
rhinotillexo-freakin'-mania

Ahhhhh-Freakin'-Chu (allergies)

Joe

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 11

threpter-fricken'-ophilia

-- You can't be late until you show up.

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 12

And in the same theme:

tibialocon-flippin'-cupiscent

-- You can't be late until you show up.

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173083 More actions · Answer 13

Mon-freakin'-day

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31168 More actions · Answer 14

Brandie Tarvin (9/27/2010)
Mon-freakin'-day

Freakin' Monday

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 15

Hiber-freakin'-nate

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden