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Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 1

un-freakin'-believable. I think this could go on forever. 😛

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 2

Daniel Bowlin (9/23/2010)
un-freakin'-believable. I think this could go on forever. 😛

Un-freakin'-stoppable. It will!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

sing4you SSCrazy Points: 2984 More actions · Answer 3

sing4you

SSCrazy

Points: 2984

September 23, 2010 at 7:02 am

#1226291

e-freakin'-ternity

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 4

in-freakin'-terminable

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173045 More actions · Answer 5

re-freakin'-imagined...

as a thread on life and philosophy.

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 6

re-freakin'-visited to find you all freakin' freakin'

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How best to post your question[/url]
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Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 7

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

September 23, 2010 at 7:15 am

#1226301

in-freakin'-tolerable

Joe

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

in-freakin-digestion

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 9

CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)
in-freakin-digestion

re-freakin'-fried-beans

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

Chris Morris-439714 (9/23/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)
in-freakin-digestion
re-freakin'-fried-beans

re-freakin-toottoot

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 11

CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (9/23/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)
in-freakin-digestion
re-freakin'-fried-beans
re-freakin-toottoot

An interview with JBM, "Fastest way to clear a table" 😛

Re-freakin'-breathin' apparatus

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31162 More actions · Answer 12

Frick-a-fracka, firecracka, sis-boom-bah!

Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! Rah! Rah! Rah!

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Ray K (9/23/2010)
Frick-a-fracka, firecracka, sis-boom-bah!
Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! Rah! Rah! Rah!

Ok

Ray K

Is a cheerleader 'eh

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 14

CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)
Ray K (9/23/2010)
Frick-a-fracka, firecracka, sis-boom-bah!
Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! Rah! Rah! Rah!
Ok
Ray K
Is a cheerleader 'eh

Out-Freakin'-Standing! Now who's gonna grab the pompoms?

Joe

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

crookj (9/23/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/23/2010)
Ray K (9/23/2010)
Frick-a-fracka, firecracka, sis-boom-bah!
Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! Rah! Rah! Rah!
Ok
Ray K
Is a cheerleader 'eh
Out-Freakin'-Standing! Now who's gonna grab the pompoms?
Joe

That's pom-freakin-poms

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events