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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 1

John Rowan (9/20/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/20/2010)
John Rowan (9/20/2010)
Pheasant death....had a great hunt this weekend with a bunch of good friends. Shot a bunch of birds, clays, high-powers, and blew some stuff up.....video/pics on my facebook. Good weekend getaway.
I could use something like that - time to go blow something up.
We shot some exploding targets...pretty cool stuff. Tannerite.

Amusing :hehe:

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 2

Scope change

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 3

WOTD: Coffee (as in I need some! :doze:)

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Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 4

Ray K (9/21/2010)
WOTD: Coffee (as in I need some! :doze:)

Lemon Zinger is my morning brew.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 5

dbowlin (9/21/2010)
Ray K (9/21/2010)
WOTD: Coffee (as in I need some! :doze:)
Lemon Zinger is my morning brew.

We have a zero tolerance policy to alcohol here :Whistling:

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

Brandie Tarvin (9/21/2010)
Scope change

Development SOP

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 7

Brandie Tarvin (9/21/2010)
Scope change

LISTERINE? 😉

Joe

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

crookj (9/21/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/21/2010)
Scope change
LISTERINE? 😉
Joe

With Whitening

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

RichardDouglas SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4029 More actions · Answer 9

Syrup - the guys here bought me two litres of coffee syrup complete with optic style dispensers, it's not helping my caffeine addiction 😀

They sit nicely next to the caffetierre on the empty desk next to me!

Hope this helps,
Rich

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 10

RichardDouglas (9/21/2010)
Syrup - the guys here bought me two litres of coffee syrup complete with optic style dispensers, it's not helping my caffeine addiction 😀
They sit nicely next to the caffetierre on the empty desk next to me!

Happy Birthday Rich 😀

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

RichardDouglas SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4029 More actions · Answer 11

Thanks mate, was very embarrassed by the singing!

Hope this helps,
Rich

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004363 More actions · Answer 12

re-freakin'-flection 😀

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 13

re-freakin'-fraction. @=)

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 14

Today's Random Post!

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 15

TomThomson

SSC Guru

Points: 104773

September 22, 2010 at 5:48 am

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re-freakin'-furbishing 🙁

Tom