Today's Random Word!

  • Ferrari - I overtook a 355 this morning it looked gorgeous πŸ˜€

    I'd like to say it was driving skill on my part but it was hemmed in slow moving traffic.

    Hope this helps,
    Rich

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    [/p]

  • Requirements

    SELECT TOP 1 Convalesce = COALESCE(Sleep, Food, Drink)

    FROM (

    SELECT '12 hours' AS Sleep, CAST(NULL AS VARCHAR(15)) AS Food, CAST(NULL AS VARCHAR(15)) AS Drink UNION ALL

    SELECT CAST(NULL AS VARCHAR(15)) AS Sleep, 'She-crab soup' AS Food, CAST(NULL AS VARCHAR(15)) AS Drink UNION ALL

    SELECT CAST(NULL AS VARCHAR(15)) AS Sleep, CAST(NULL AS VARCHAR(15)) AS Food, 'Beer' AS Drink

    ) d ORDER BY NEWID()

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Poodle-cat.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (9/20/2010)


    Poodle-cat.

    Well, which is it?

  • dbowlin (9/20/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/20/2010)


    Poodle-cat.

    Well, which is it?

    Yes. @=)

    Our cat got shaved for surgery, the entire torso. Legs, tail, and head still have fur. Hence: Poodle-cat.

    It's very fun. She's not amused, but we are.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (9/20/2010)


    dbowlin (9/20/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/20/2010)


    Poodle-cat.

    Well, which is it?

    Yes. @=)

    Our cat got shaved for surgery, the entire torso. Legs, tail, and head still have fur. Hence: Poodle-cat.

    It's very fun. She's not amused, but we are.

    Die her fur pink too!!

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Brandie Tarvin (9/20/2010)


    dbowlin (9/20/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/20/2010)


    Poodle-cat.

    Well, which is it?

    Yes. @=)

    Our cat got shaved for surgery, the entire torso. Legs, tail, and head still have fur. Hence: Poodle-cat.

    It's very fun. She's not amused, but we are.

    They hate having their appearance changed. They loathe being laughed at even more.

    You ratbag, Brandie! But she will have her revenge, you know that, don't you? When you're least expecting it, in two or three weeks' time...something like a little present in your slippers. And not from outside either πŸ™‚ Oh yes.

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • 12

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Late

  • Chris Morris-439714 (9/20/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/20/2010)


    dbowlin (9/20/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (9/20/2010)


    Poodle-cat.

    Well, which is it?

    Yes. @=)

    Our cat got shaved for surgery, the entire torso. Legs, tail, and head still have fur. Hence: Poodle-cat.

    It's very fun. She's not amused, but we are.

    They hate having their appearance changed. They loathe being laughed at even more.

    You ratbag, Brandie! But she will have her revenge, you know that, don't you? When you're least expecting it, in two or three weeks' time...something like a little present in your slippers. And not from outside either πŸ™‚ Oh yes.

    Cruel cruel.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • WOTD - Nutrition

    Joe

  • crookj (9/20/2010)


    WOTD - Nutrition

    I counter your healthiness with CHOCOLATE!

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Pheasant death....had a great hunt this weekend with a bunch of good friends. Shot a bunch of birds, clays, high-powers, and blew some stuff up.....video/pics on my facebook. Good weekend getaway.

    John Rowan

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    Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

  • John Rowan (9/20/2010)


    Pheasant death....had a great hunt this weekend with a bunch of good friends. Shot a bunch of birds, clays, high-powers, and blew some stuff up.....video/pics on my facebook. Good weekend getaway.

    I could use something like that - time to go blow something up.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • CirquedeSQLeil (9/20/2010)


    John Rowan (9/20/2010)


    Pheasant death....had a great hunt this weekend with a bunch of good friends. Shot a bunch of birds, clays, high-powers, and blew some stuff up.....video/pics on my facebook. Good weekend getaway.

    I could use something like that - time to go blow something up.

    We shot some exploding targets...pretty cool stuff. Tannerite.

    John Rowan

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    Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

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