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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004339 More actions · Answer 1

dbowlin (8/23/2010)
Ray K (8/23/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (8/23/2010)
flood
"Noah . . . I want you to build an ark . . . "
Lord...What's an ark? (From an old Bill Cosby stand up routine)
😀

RIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!! What's a Cubit? 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 2

Jeff Moden (8/23/2010)
dbowlin (8/23/2010)
Ray K (8/23/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (8/23/2010)
flood
"Noah . . . I want you to build an ark . . . "
Lord...What's an ark? (From an old Bill Cosby stand up routine)
😀
RIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!! What's a Cubit? 😛

A.R.K (to take the bit from the newer routine on the subject)

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173056 More actions · Answer 3

Blubber

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 4

Daniel Bowlin

SSC-Dedicated

Points: 34566

August 24, 2010 at 7:08 am

#1210988

Brandie Tarvin (8/24/2010)
Blubber

Flubber

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31163 More actions · Answer 5

Jeff Moden (8/23/2010)
dbowlin (8/23/2010)
Ray K (8/23/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (8/23/2010)
flood
"Noah . . . I want you to build an ark . . . "
Lord...What's an ark? (From an old Bill Cosby stand up routine)
😀
RIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!! What's a Cubit? 😛

Who is this really?

Am I on Candid Camera???

:hehe:

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Check out my blog at https://pianorayk.wordpress.com/

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 6

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

August 24, 2010 at 8:08 am

#1211026

Painful (Infection!)

OUCH!:crying:

Joe

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 7

crookj (8/24/2010)
Painful (Infection!)
OUCH!:crying:
Joe

Abscess

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 8

CirquedeSQLeil (8/24/2010)
crookj (8/24/2010)
Painful (Infection!)
OUCH!:crying:
Joe
Abscess

Antibiotics (Hopeful)

joe

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

crookj (8/24/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (8/24/2010)
crookj (8/24/2010)
Painful (Infection!)
OUCH!:crying:
Joe
Abscess
Antibiotics (Hopeful)
joe

Addiction

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004339 More actions · Answer 10

Ray K (8/24/2010)
Jeff Moden (8/23/2010)
dbowlin (8/23/2010)
Ray K (8/23/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (8/23/2010)
flood
"Noah . . . I want you to build an ark . . . "
Lord...What's an ark? (From an old Bill Cosby stand up routine)
😀
RIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!! What's a Cubit? 😛
Who is this really?
Am I on Candid Camera???
:hehe:

Heh... looky there... it's starting to rain... just you an' me, huh Lord? I knew it all along.

.

RIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!! 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173056 More actions · Answer 11

pansey

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 12

Daniel Bowlin

SSC-Dedicated

Points: 34566

August 25, 2010 at 6:53 am

#1211596

wimpy

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 13

Brandie Tarvin (8/25/2010)
pansey

In Alabama?

Or the plant?

Or maricón?

Or someone unable to cope with the knowledge they are completely useless?

Tom

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 14

TomThomson

SSC Guru

Points: 104773

August 25, 2010 at 7:04 am

#1211601

dbowlin (8/25/2010)
wimpy

burger

Tom

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173056 More actions · Answer 15

Tom.Thomson (8/25/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (8/25/2010)
pansey
In Alabama?
Or the plant?
Or maricón?
Or someone unable to cope with the knowledge they are completely useless?

I was thinking the flower, but I like where the current thread is going. @=) Burger was an inspired reply.

Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.