Today's Random Word!

  • dbowlin (8/23/2010)


    Ray K (8/23/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/23/2010)


    flood

    "Noah . . . I want you to build an ark . . . "

    Lord...What's an ark? (From an old Bill Cosby stand up routine)

    πŸ˜€

    RIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!! What's a Cubit? πŸ˜›

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (8/23/2010)


    dbowlin (8/23/2010)


    Ray K (8/23/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/23/2010)


    flood

    "Noah . . . I want you to build an ark . . . "

    Lord...What's an ark? (From an old Bill Cosby stand up routine)

    πŸ˜€

    RIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!! What's a Cubit? πŸ˜›

    A.R.K (to take the bit from the newer routine on the subject)

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Blubber

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (8/24/2010)


    Blubber

    Flubber

  • Jeff Moden (8/23/2010)


    dbowlin (8/23/2010)


    Ray K (8/23/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/23/2010)


    flood

    "Noah . . . I want you to build an ark . . . "

    Lord...What's an ark? (From an old Bill Cosby stand up routine)

    πŸ˜€

    RIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!! What's a Cubit? πŸ˜›

    Who is this really?

    Am I on Candid Camera???

    :hehe:

    +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
    Check out my blog at https://pianorayk.wordpress.com/

  • Painful (Infection!)

    OUCH!:crying:

    Joe

  • crookj (8/24/2010)


    Painful (Infection!)

    OUCH!:crying:

    Joe

    Abscess

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • CirquedeSQLeil (8/24/2010)


    crookj (8/24/2010)


    Painful (Infection!)

    OUCH!:crying:

    Joe

    Abscess

    Antibiotics (Hopeful)

    joe

  • crookj (8/24/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (8/24/2010)


    crookj (8/24/2010)


    Painful (Infection!)

    OUCH!:crying:

    Joe

    Abscess

    Antibiotics (Hopeful)

    joe

    Addiction

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Ray K (8/24/2010)


    Jeff Moden (8/23/2010)


    dbowlin (8/23/2010)


    Ray K (8/23/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/23/2010)


    flood

    "Noah . . . I want you to build an ark . . . "

    Lord...What's an ark? (From an old Bill Cosby stand up routine)

    πŸ˜€

    RIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!! What's a Cubit? πŸ˜›

    Who is this really?

    Am I on Candid Camera???

    :hehe:

    Heh... looky there... it's starting to rain... just you an' me, huh Lord? I knew it all along.

    .

    .

    .

    .

    RIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!!! πŸ˜›

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • pansey

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • wimpy

  • Brandie Tarvin (8/25/2010)


    pansey

    In Alabama?

    Or the plant?

    Or maricΓ³n?

    Or someone unable to cope with the knowledge they are completely useless?

    Tom

  • dbowlin (8/25/2010)


    wimpy

    burger

    Tom

  • Tom.Thomson (8/25/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/25/2010)


    pansey

    In Alabama?

    Or the plant?

    Or maricΓ³n?

    Or someone unable to cope with the knowledge they are completely useless?

    I was thinking the flower, but I like where the current thread is going. @=) Burger was an inspired reply.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

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