Today's Random Word!

  • Monday

    (Sounds like "mundane." Coincidence?)

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  • Copper.

    Valuable metal found in signal- and power-carrying cables. Train signalling, for instance. Sufficiently valuable to be cut and stolen in broad daylight on friday, in an area just outside Reading, UK. It took three hours to get home.

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  • Ray K (8/9/2010)


    Monday

    (Sounds like "mundane." Coincidence?)

    Normally Mondays don't really bother me that much, but today I got hit with a bunch of alerts and errors first thing. What a good way to ruin a perfectly good weekend. :crazy:

    Here's hoping the rest of the week improves.

  • Chris Morris-439714 (8/9/2010)


    Copper.

    Valuable metal found in signal- and power-carrying cables. Train signalling, for instance. Sufficiently valuable to be cut and stolen in broad daylight on friday, in an area just outside Reading, UK. It took three hours to get home.

    "Copper as slang for policeman is first found in print in 1846, according to the Oxford English Dictionary. The most likely explanation is that it comes from the verb "to cop" meaning to seize, capture, or snatch, dating from just over a century earlier (1704)." Quote from http://www.straightdope.com.

    Joe

  • crookj (8/9/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (8/9/2010)


    Copper.

    Valuable metal found in signal- and power-carrying cables. Train signalling, for instance. Sufficiently valuable to be cut and stolen in broad daylight on friday, in an area just outside Reading, UK. It took three hours to get home.

    "Copper as slang for policeman is first found in print in 1846, according to the Oxford English Dictionary. The most likely explanation is that it comes from the verb "to cop" meaning to seize, capture, or snatch, dating from just over a century earlier (1704)." Quote from http://www.straightdope[/i%5D.com.

    Joe

    Heh that's funny!

    On-topic, our fairly-new "Community Support Officers" have a wonderful acronym - CHIMPs.

    Completely Hopeless In Most Police Situations!

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • I'd always heard that COP came from Constable on Patrol.

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  • sing4you (8/9/2010)


    I'd always heard that COP came from Constable on Patrol.

    I used to think that it came from the copper badges that they wore.

    Joe

  • reflections

  • Oh, here's one I'm sure we haven't had:

    r@n|)0m.

    Because I'm feeling silly. @=) Hey, in my defense, at least I didn't use Wingdings!

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  • collateral

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  • Unilateral

    Mike

    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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  • Neuromasts

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
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    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • History.

    My wife and I had dinner last night with a German Woman. She gave the story of her life during World War II as a young girl (6-10 years old at the time).

    Spellbinding to the max!

    Joe

  • crookj (8/10/2010)


    History.

    My wife and I had dinner last night with a German Woman. She gave the story of her life during World War II as a young girl (6-10 years old at the time).

    Spellbinding to the max!

    Joe

    I think that would be interesting. First person accounts of events like that are better than film.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
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