Today's Random Word!

  • How do you spell relief? F-R-I-D-A-Y:-D

  • FDW - as in four day weekend - woohoo!!!

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • dbowlin (8/6/2010)


    How do you spell relief? F-R-I-D-A-Y:-D

    P

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

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  • Chris Morris-439714 (8/6/2010)


    dbowlin (8/6/2010)


    How do you spell relief? F-R-I-D-A-Y:-D

    P

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    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • Brandie Tarvin (8/6/2010)


    Drain Bramage!

    I wonder how many people will recognize where that phrase came from. @=)

    I've been using it so long, I can't pinpoint where it was. Was it Eddie Murphy Raw?

    John Rowan

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    Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

  • CirquedeSQLeil (8/6/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (8/6/2010)


    dbowlin (8/6/2010)


    How do you spell relief? F-R-I-D-A-Y:-D

    P

    pfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpf

    Anyone care to guess Jason's religious background?

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Chris Morris-439714 (8/6/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (8/6/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (8/6/2010)


    dbowlin (8/6/2010)


    How do you spell relief? F-R-I-D-A-Y:-D

    P

    pfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpf

    Anyone care to guess Jason's religious background?

    As Peanut (jeff dunham) would say, "vrmmmmmm"

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    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • John Rowan (8/6/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/6/2010)


    Drain Bramage!

    I wonder how many people will recognize where that phrase came from. @=)

    I've been using it so long, I can't pinpoint where it was. Was it Eddie Murphy Raw?

    Nope. Bill Cosby. It was in one of his stage shows, I don't remember which one.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Chris Morris-439714 (8/6/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (8/6/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (8/6/2010)


    dbowlin (8/6/2010)


    How do you spell relief? F-R-I-D-A-Y:-D

    P

    pfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpf

    Anyone care to guess Jason's religious background?

    He belongs to the Church of AntiWorkitarianism. I've seen him there on our regular Monday Mohito Madness parties.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (8/6/2010)


    John Rowan (8/6/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/6/2010)


    Drain Bramage!

    I wonder how many people will recognize where that phrase came from. @=)

    I've been using it so long, I can't pinpoint where it was. Was it Eddie Murphy Raw?

    Nope. Bill Cosby. It was in one of his stage shows, I don't remember which one.

    Ah, yep.....that's it. It was the same show he did when he talked about the delivery room....funny stuff.

    John Rowan

    ======================================================
    ======================================================
    Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

  • Brandie Tarvin (8/6/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (8/6/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (8/6/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (8/6/2010)


    dbowlin (8/6/2010)


    How do you spell relief? F-R-I-D-A-Y:-D

    P

    pfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpf

    Anyone care to guess Jason's religious background?

    He belongs to the Church of AntiWorkitarianism. I've seen him there on our regular Monday Mohito Madness parties.

    Monday Mohito not so much but the AntiWorkitarianism sounds excellent.

    I can attest that work is very difficult to attend (been doing a lot of it lately) but a necessary evil.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Is this the same thing as being a Seventh Day Horizontalist?

  • John Rowan (8/6/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/6/2010)


    John Rowan (8/6/2010)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/6/2010)


    Drain Bramage!

    I wonder how many people will recognize where that phrase came from. @=)

    I've been using it so long, I can't pinpoint where it was. Was it Eddie Murphy Raw?

    Nope. Bill Cosby. It was in one of his stage shows, I don't remember which one.

    Ah, yep.....that's it. It was the same show he did when he talked about the delivery room....funny stuff.

    And about giving his kids chocolate cake and grapefruit juice for breakfast. He's talking about having kids in general on that routine.

    -- Kit

  • Conference - Yawn!

    Joe :doze:

  • sing4you (8/6/2010)


    Is this the same thing as being a Seventh Day Horizontalist?

    Ha! Close, if not quite exactly the same. @=)

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

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