July 28, 2010 at 12:38 pm
crookj (7/28/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (7/28/2010)
Ray K (7/28/2010)
crookj (7/28/2010)
19. Daisy (Our dog that runs the house - we are her servants)We have two cats, Pepper and Nutmeg. There are some days that I'm convinced that I actually work for them!
Patrick Neilsen-Hayden, Editor - Tor Publishing
Dogs have owners.Cats have staff.
Prob is - My dog thinks she is a cat....
Joe
That's okay. My cat thinks he's a dog!
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July 28, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Ray K (7/28/2010)
What the heck. I'll jump on the bandwagon. (Some of these might be repeats.)#12. I have a wife who loves me.
#13. I have a job that I enjoy.
#14. I have TWO jobs that I enjoy (I teach at night!)
#15. I get to play music (Sing4You -- do you play an instrument, or just sing?)
#16. I have great friends!
Hi Ray,
I sing and play piano and mess around a bit with bass guitar. I also write songs.
What instrument do you play and what kind of music?
July 28, 2010 at 1:52 pm
sing4you (7/28/2010)
Ray K (7/28/2010)
What the heck. I'll jump on the bandwagon. (Some of these might be repeats.)#12. I have a wife who loves me.
#13. I have a job that I enjoy.
#14. I have TWO jobs that I enjoy (I teach at night!)
#15. I get to play music (Sing4You -- do you play an instrument, or just sing?)
#16. I have great friends!
Hi Ray,
I sing and play piano and mess around a bit with bass guitar. I also write songs.
What instrument do you play and what kind of music?
Piano, clarinet, saxophone, and mallet percussion, in that order (although I've been playing clarinet more than piano lately). I don't sing, although considering the trouble I've been having trying to find someone to help with demos (I'm a songwriter, too!), I might have to start.
As for types of music, I grew up playing classical piano. I'm heavily into classical, classic/progressive rock, and jazz.
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July 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm
John Rowan (7/28/2010)
bcsims 90437 (7/28/2010)
#25 'ALL' my problems can be solved by time and money!Now your challenge will be to get both since most income equations involve trading one for the other.
Ah yes. But at the moment, I just have to live w/the problems. So many others have issues that just can't be solved. A co-worker just found out her son, who is in the service, was shot in Afganistan. No idea what his status is. I'm so blessed that all I have to deal w/are money and time issues. Not fun, but I have hope that they can be solved in the future.
July 28, 2010 at 6:11 pm
John Rowan (7/28/2010)
bcsims 90437 (7/28/2010)
#25 'ALL' my problems can be solved by time and money!Now your challenge will be to get both since most income equations involve trading one for the other.
Surely solvable by using dbcc timewarp? After all, time must be cheap if is unboundeded and has whatever flow charecteristics one chooses.
Tom
July 29, 2010 at 6:27 am
Ray K (7/28/2010)
I don't sing, although considering the trouble I've been having trying to find someone to help with demos (I'm a songwriter, too!), I might have to start.
And if you lived in Northeast Florida, I'd be able to help you out with the singer issue. @=)
But that's an impressive list of instruments you play.
July 29, 2010 at 6:31 am
Tom.Thomson (7/28/2010)
Surely solvable by using dbcc timewarp? After all, time must be cheap if is unboundeded and has whatever flow charecteristics one chooses.
Someone explain this to me. Is the result of dbcc timewarp a precise or approximate data type? Or am I misunderstanding and it's more the difference between a scalar and table valued result set?
If it's unbounded, certainly it can't be deterministic enough to be of any value to actuaries or other high-precision professions, right?
July 29, 2010 at 6:52 am
Let's do the timewarp again:cool:
July 29, 2010 at 6:56 am
July 29, 2010 at 7:47 am
dbowlin (7/29/2010)
Let's do the timewarp again:cool:
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Joe :hehe:
July 29, 2010 at 7:50 am
Brandie Tarvin (7/29/2010)
Ray K (7/28/2010)
I don't sing, although considering the trouble I've been having trying to find someone to help with demos (I'm a songwriter, too!), I might have to start.
I wish I had some recording equipment. I'd say send the music and I'll lay down the vocal tracks.
July 29, 2010 at 7:59 am
crookj (7/29/2010)
dbowlin (7/29/2010)
Let's do the timewarp again:cool:It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
AHha! So it is a table-valued result set! @=)
July 29, 2010 at 9:13 am
Tom.Thomson (7/28/2010)
John Rowan (7/28/2010)
bcsims 90437 (7/28/2010)
#25 'ALL' my problems can be solved by time and money!Now your challenge will be to get both since most income equations involve trading one for the other.
Surely solvable by using dbcc timewarp? After all, time must be cheap if is unboundeded and has whatever flow charecteristics one chooses.
I knew that dbcc timewarp would be the secret to our success!
July 29, 2010 at 10:36 am
John Rowan (7/29/2010)
Tom.Thomson (7/28/2010)
John Rowan (7/28/2010)
bcsims 90437 (7/28/2010)
#25 'ALL' my problems can be solved by time and money!Now your challenge will be to get both since most income equations involve trading one for the other.
Surely solvable by using dbcc timewarp? After all, time must be cheap if is unboundeded and has whatever flow charecteristics one chooses.
I knew that dbcc timewarp would be the secret to our success!
Yes, but let's keep it a secret, lest we anger the TSF (Temporal Security Forces) and disappear forever, or is it never?
July 29, 2010 at 10:52 am
dbowlin (7/29/2010)
John Rowan (7/29/2010)
I knew that dbcc timewarp would be the secret to our success!Yes, but let's keep it a secret, lest we anger the TSF (Temporal Security Forces) and disappear forever, or is it never?
You can't disappear if you've never existed. But then, you can't have been having this discussion either. And since this thread is woven throughout the fabric of SQLServerCentral.com, your non-existence would unravel the forums, and then work its way through unraveling the existence of all who have learned in its hallowed threads. And that just starts the chain of unraveling existences back to the dawn of creation.
Which means the TSF can't touch you, for fear of destroying the universe.
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