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Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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CirquedeSQLeil (7/20/2010)
A.R.K.

Double Precision (aka FLOAT(53))

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 6

Paul White NZ (7/20/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (7/20/2010)
A.R.K.
Double Precision (aka FLOAT(53))

52 plus the Unicorn.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

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Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 7

Quiet (as in this thread -- am I really the first to post here today?)

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 8

Ray K (7/21/2010)
Quiet (as in this thread -- am I really the first to post here today?)

"The Sounds of Silence"

Joe 😎

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 9

SBD

John Rowan

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Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 10

Daniel Bowlin

SSC-Dedicated

Points: 34566

July 21, 2010 at 12:39 pm

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SILENCE!!! I keel you! :laugh:

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 11

Ray K (7/21/2010)
Quiet (as in this thread -- am I really the first to post here today?)

We were all waiting to see who broke the silence. Didn't you get the email? Alright everybody, we'll try it again tomorrow.......

-- You can't be late until you show up.

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 12

dbowlin (7/21/2010)
SILENCE!!! I keel you! :laugh:

HA HA HA HA! This made my day!!!!! 😀

Joe

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 13

dbowlin (7/21/2010)
SILENCE!!! I keel you! :laugh:

Back into the suitcase with you, Ac(phelgm)hmed!

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 14

Ray K (7/21/2010)
dbowlin (7/21/2010)
SILENCE!!! I keel you! :laugh:
Back into the suitcase with you, Ac(phelgm)hmed!

But Walter is in there! He scares me!

Joe

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 15

Ac(phelgm)hmed has pupaphobia???

-- You can't be late until you show up.