Today's Random Word!

  • Chris Morris-439714 (7/19/2010)


    Ok - you Sue, me Chris.

    I've got to tighten up on defence: I was wide open to that!

  • Paul White NZ (7/19/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (7/19/2010)


    Ok - you Sue, me Chris.

    I've got to tighten up on defence: I was wide open to that!

    A very expensive geezer called Fabio was recently heard saying the exact same thing.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • skewered

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • CirquedeSQLeil (7/19/2010)


    skewered

    Slowly

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Chris Morris-439714 (7/19/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (7/19/2010)


    skewered

    Slowly

    Delicately

    -- Kit

  • Delicacy

    John Rowan

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    Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

  • medium rare

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • tosscrosby (7/16/2010)


    lumbricus terrestris can be a money-maker, depending on where you live...

    I'm in the mid-west. They would make money here. I'll be adding that to my product line along with meal worms, silkworms and possibly horn worms. I need to get up and running with my superworm production and get my web-site built out first though.

    John Rowan

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    Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

  • John Rowan (7/19/2010)


    tosscrosby (7/16/2010)


    lumbricus terrestris can be a money-maker, depending on where you live...

    I'm in the mid-west. They would make money here. I'll be adding that to my product line along with meal worms, silkworms and possibly horn worms. I need to get up and running with my superworm production and get my web-site built out first though.

    Once you get that site running, let me know. I want to send you a worm.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Sore.

    A long weekend

  • Steve Jones - Editor (7/19/2010)


    Sore.

    A long weekend

    Not sore. Fun weekend.....don't get too many of these.

  • Paul White NZ (7/19/2010)


    That reminds me - isn't Stargate Universe disappointing? (It has just started screening over here).

    Yup, very disappointing. Been watching for over 10 years now and own all of SG1 and all but 1 season of SGA on DVD - 'bout ready to abandon it now though. Holding on just out of habit. I can't believe they got a Season 2 of SG-U going.

    Chad

  • CirquedeSQLeil (7/19/2010)


    John Rowan (7/19/2010)


    tosscrosby (7/16/2010)


    lumbricus terrestris can be a money-maker, depending on where you live...

    I'm in the mid-west. They would make money here. I'll be adding that to my product line along with meal worms, silkworms and possibly horn worms. I need to get up and running with my superworm production and get my web-site built out first though.

    Once you get that site running, let me know. I want to send you a worm.

    Ha, I bet you do....

    John Rowan

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    Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

  • Chad Crawford (7/19/2010)


    Paul White NZ (7/19/2010)


    That reminds me - isn't Stargate Universe disappointing? (It has just started screening over here).

    Yup, very disappointing. Been watching for over 10 years now and own all of SG1 and all but 1 season of SGA on DVD - 'bout ready to abandon it now though. Holding on just out of habit. I can't believe they got a Season 2 of SG-U going.

    Chad

    I liked SG-1 and SGA. I think they were pushing their luck beyond that.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • John Rowan (7/19/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (7/19/2010)


    John Rowan (7/19/2010)


    tosscrosby (7/16/2010)


    lumbricus terrestris can be a money-maker, depending on where you live...

    I'm in the mid-west. They would make money here. I'll be adding that to my product line along with meal worms, silkworms and possibly horn worms. I need to get up and running with my superworm production and get my web-site built out first though.

    Once you get that site running, let me know. I want to send you a worm.

    Ha, I bet you do....

    Evil snicker - HAHAHA.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

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