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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

Andre the Giant

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 2

Rowdy Roddy Piper

John Rowan

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Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 3

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

July 12, 2010 at 12:45 pm

#1191648

BoBo Brazil

Joe

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

Junkyard dog

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 5

tosscrosby (7/12/2010)
mutchkin

Beer should come in jougs, not in mutchkins.

Of course man with a crew-cut might find a mutchkin of beer adequate for conditioning his hair.

Tom

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 6

crookj (7/12/2010)
BoBo Brazil
Joe

Haystack Calhoun

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 7

The Crusher and The Bruiser

-- You can't be late until you show up.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736280 More actions · Answer 8

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

SSC Guru

Points: 736280

July 13, 2010 at 9:40 am

#1192177

T-SQL Tuesday - Still time to enter.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 9

The Mamas and the Papas

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 10

The ecstasy and the agony...

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 11

To have and to hold your cake and eat it.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 12

Steinbrenner DEAD

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 13

mbricker-600840 (7/13/2010)
crookj (7/12/2010)
BoBo Brazil
Joe
Haystack Calhoun

Crybaby Cannon

Joe

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 14

crurophilous

-- You can't be late until you show up.

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 15

Daniel Bowlin

SSC-Dedicated

Points: 34566

July 13, 2010 at 2:46 pm

#1192354

Frustration