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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 1

Cenote

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31168 More actions · Answer 2

Chris Morris-439714 (7/8/2010)
Cenote

C-note

(Or is that C-flat?)

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 3

Ray K (7/8/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (7/8/2010)
Cenote
C-note
(Or is that C-flat?)

It would be a Franklin.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 4

tosscrosby

SSCoach

Points: 18045

July 8, 2010 at 7:48 am

#1190239

denote

-- You can't be late until you show up.

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 5

Chris Morris-439714 (7/8/2010)
Tom.Thomson (7/7/2010)
retirement is even busier, I understand.
Keep it that way! Blokes who retire in the common sense seldom last the year.

I tried in in 1995 - last a whole 3 days before I started going nuts. A 2 page honey do list turned into about 20 pages. Had to go back to work just to relax a little.

Joe

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 6

crookj

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Points: 14075

July 8, 2010 at 7:58 am

#1190249

e-note (email currency?)

Joe

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 7

crookj (7/8/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (7/8/2010)
Tom.Thomson (7/7/2010)
retirement is even busier, I understand.
Keep it that way! Blokes who retire in the common sense seldom last the year.
I tried in in 1995 - last a whole 3 days before I started going nuts. A 2 page honey do list turned into about 20 pages. Had to go back to work just to relax a little.
Joe

You're walking proof of the theory, Joe. Got yourself an "extra" 15 years and we benefit too.

<<turned into about 20 pages>> same three chores on all 20 pages? 😀

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

sing4you Hall of Fame Points: 3034 More actions · Answer 8

I retire in 5 years and I won't have a lick of trouble with it. 😉

I've got lots of plans.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

crookj (7/8/2010)
e-note (email currency?)
Joe

Quixote

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

sing4you (7/8/2010)
I retire in 5 years and I won't have a lick of trouble with it. 😉
I've got lots of plans.

Retirement??¿

I plan on retiring in about 75 years

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 11

CirquedeSQLeil (7/8/2010)
Quixote

peyote :w00t:

-- You can't be late until you show up.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 12

CirquedeSQLeil (7/8/2010)
sing4you (7/8/2010)
I retire in 5 years and I won't have a lick of trouble with it. 😉
I've got lots of plans.
Retirement??¿
I plan on retiring in about 75 years

I knew it. You're one of them pre-teen savants aren't you, Jason!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Chris Morris-439714 (7/8/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (7/8/2010)
sing4you (7/8/2010)
I retire in 5 years and I won't have a lick of trouble with it. 😉
I've got lots of plans.
Retirement??¿
I plan on retiring in about 75 years
I knew it. You're one of them pre-teen savants aren't you, Jason!

No - just have that much confidence in inflation.:-D

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

bcsims 90437 SSC Eights! Points: 929 More actions · Answer 14

CirquedeSQLeil (7/8/2010)
sing4you (7/8/2010)
I retire in 5 years and I won't have a lick of trouble with it. 😉
I've got lots of plans.
Retirement??¿
I plan on retiring in about 75 years

Glad I'm not the only one, although I won't be able to retire... mortgage, college... Oh well, glad I don't mind working.

Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4796 More actions · Answer 15

I figure my retirement will start the day my heart stops when I'm working... I too have things like mortgage, college educations for 3 kids about to hit me like a freight train. I still have 2 years until the college freight train runs me over but I see that light in the tunnel and hear the whistle blowing.

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