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  • baby got back!

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • tosscrosby (7/6/2010)


    baby got back!

    I like big butts and I cannot lie

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    tosscrosby (7/6/2010)


    baby got back!

    I like big butts and I cannot lie

    You other brothers might deny


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  • Sir Mixalot, what a poet! Definitely ahead of his time.

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Vacation (which ended yesterday -- what'd I miss?)

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  • Ray K (7/7/2010)


    what'd I miss?

    Us?

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Ray K (7/7/2010)


    what'd I miss?

    The world ending? That usually happens when I take a break. πŸ˜›

    -- Kit

  • Ray K (7/7/2010)


    Vacation (which ended yesterday -- what'd I miss?)

    Vacation - wish I was starting one πŸ™

    Joe

  • tosscrosby (7/7/2010)


    Sir Mixalot, what a poet! Definitely ahead of his time.

    Buttermilk Biscuits

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • crookj (7/7/2010)


    Ray K (7/7/2010)


    Vacation (which ended yesterday -- what'd I miss?)

    Vacation - wish I was starting one πŸ™

    Joe

    Just ended one and really need another.:-D

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • What is this vacation thing you speak of?

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  • Trey Staker (7/7/2010)


    What is this vacation thing you speak of?

    A mythical creature that tastes much like steak.

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  • Trey Staker (7/7/2010)


    What is this vacation thing you speak of?

    It's that thing involving being able to afford her some time that one frequently promises to ones wife but rarely materialises.

    But I've beaten the system: I promised Ann I would take 8 months off, and it's now streteched to over 11, which puts me 3 months ahead of commitment. But she's really browned off because I've been busier that I was when I wasn't on vacation. I guess I have to retire, then she'll be happy (if she ever sees me - retirement is even busier, I understand).

    Tom

  • CirquedeSQLeil (7/7/2010)


    crookj (7/7/2010)


    Ray K (7/7/2010)


    Vacation (which ended yesterday -- what'd I miss?)

    Vacation - wish I was starting one πŸ™

    Joe

    Just ended one and really need another.:-D

    DITTO....I've been back home less than 2 weeks, my tan is fading, and I'm already starting to plan my next family trip. It's just too bad it will be next summer before we take it.

    John Rowan

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  • Tom.Thomson (7/7/2010)


    retirement is even busier, I understand.

    Keep it that way! Blokes who retire in the common sense seldom last the year.

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