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HappyGeek SSCoach Points: 18729 More actions · Answer 1

Eirikur Eiriksson - Monday, December 31, 2018 12:06 PM
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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 2

HappyGeek - Monday, December 31, 2018 3:02 PM
Eirikur Eiriksson - Monday, December 31, 2018 12:06 PM
Comedy
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Happy

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 22999 More actions · Answer 3

Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:22 AM
HappyGeek - Monday, December 31, 2018 3:02 PM
Eirikur Eiriksson - Monday, December 31, 2018 12:06 PM
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Laughter
Happy

Geek

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004340 More actions · Answer 4

Neil Burton - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:47 AM
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:22 AM
HappyGeek - Monday, December 31, 2018 3:02 PM
Eirikur Eiriksson - Monday, December 31, 2018 12:06 PM
Comedy
Laughter
Happy
Geek

Geeked

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 5

Jeff Moden - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:58 AM
Neil Burton - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:47 AM
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:22 AM
HappyGeek - Monday, December 31, 2018 3:02 PM
Eirikur Eiriksson - Monday, December 31, 2018 12:06 PM
Comedy
Laughter
Happy
Geek
Geeked

Out

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

ManicStar SSCoach Points: 17992 More actions · Answer 6

Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 6:25 AM
Jeff Moden - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:58 AM
Neil Burton - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:47 AM
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:22 AM
HappyGeek - Monday, December 31, 2018 3:02 PM
Eirikur Eiriksson - Monday, December 31, 2018 12:06 PM
Comedy
Laughter
Happy
Geek
Geeked
Out

Side

Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 7

ManicStar - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 9:36 AM
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 6:25 AM
Jeff Moden - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:58 AM
Neil Burton - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:47 AM
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:22 AM
HappyGeek - Monday, December 31, 2018 3:02 PM
Eirikur Eiriksson - Monday, December 31, 2018 12:06 PM
Comedy
Laughter
Happy
Geek
Geeked
Out
Side

West

ZZartin SSC-Dedicated Points: 30920 More actions · Answer 8

Revenant - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 1:47 PM
ManicStar - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 9:36 AM
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 6:25 AM
Jeff Moden - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:58 AM
Neil Burton - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:47 AM
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:22 AM
HappyGeek - Monday, December 31, 2018 3:02 PM
Eirikur Eiriksson - Monday, December 31, 2018 12:06 PM
Comedy
Laughter
Happy
Geek
Geeked
Out
Side
West

Gangsta

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 9

ZZartin - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 1:49 PM
Revenant - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 1:47 PM
ManicStar - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 9:36 AM
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 6:25 AM
Jeff Moden - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:58 AM
Neil Burton - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:47 AM
Ed Wagner - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 5:22 AM
HappyGeek - Monday, December 31, 2018 3:02 PM
Eirikur Eiriksson - Monday, December 31, 2018 12:06 PM
Comedy
Laughter
Happy
Geek
Geeked
Out
Side
West
Gangsta

Tommy

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

ManicStar SSCoach Points: 17992 More actions · Answer 10

Ed Wagner - Thursday, January 3, 2019 5:29 AM
ZZartin - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 1:49 PM
Gangsta
Tommy

Pinball

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 11

ManicStar - Thursday, January 3, 2019 11:59 AM
Ed Wagner - Thursday, January 3, 2019 5:29 AM
ZZartin - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 1:49 PM
Gangsta
Tommy
Pinball

Bumpers

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

ManicStar SSCoach Points: 17992 More actions · Answer 12

Ed Wagner - Thursday, January 3, 2019 1:39 PM
ManicStar - Thursday, January 3, 2019 11:59 AM
Ed Wagner - Thursday, January 3, 2019 5:29 AM
ZZartin - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 1:49 PM
Gangsta
Tommy
Pinball
Bumpers

Baby Buggy

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 13

ManicStar - Tuesday, January 8, 2019 12:06 PM
Ed Wagner - Thursday, January 3, 2019 1:39 PM
ManicStar - Thursday, January 3, 2019 11:59 AM
Ed Wagner - Thursday, January 3, 2019 5:29 AM
ZZartin - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 1:49 PM
Gangsta
Tommy
Pinball
Bumpers
Baby Buggy

Stroller

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286590 More actions · Answer 14

Ed Wagner - Tuesday, January 8, 2019 12:21 PM
ManicStar - Tuesday, January 8, 2019 12:06 PM
Ed Wagner - Thursday, January 3, 2019 1:39 PM
ManicStar - Thursday, January 3, 2019 11:59 AM
Ed Wagner - Thursday, January 3, 2019 5:29 AM
ZZartin - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 1:49 PM
Gangsta
Tommy
Pinball
Bumpers
Baby Buggy
Stroller

Walker

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Need help? Help us help you.

Read the article at http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/ for best practices on asking questions.

Need to split a string? Try Jeff Modens splitter http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Tally+Table/72993/.

Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

below86 SSChampion Points: 11532 More actions · Answer 15

Sean Lange - Tuesday, January 8, 2019 12:44 PM
Ed Wagner - Tuesday, January 8, 2019 12:21 PM
ManicStar - Tuesday, January 8, 2019 12:06 PM
Ed Wagner - Thursday, January 3, 2019 1:39 PM
ManicStar - Thursday, January 3, 2019 11:59 AM
Ed Wagner - Thursday, January 3, 2019 5:29 AM
ZZartin - Wednesday, January 2, 2019 1:49 PM
Gangsta
Tommy
Pinball
Bumpers
Baby Buggy
Stroller
Walker

Runner

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