Today's Random Word!

  • 'Nuff Said

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • semper fi

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Stan Lee!

    Joe

  • CirquedeSQLeil (6/17/2010)


    SpaceBalls

    "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine . . . "

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  • Mine's bigger! :w00t:

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • crookj (6/17/2010)


    Stan Lee!

    Joe

    Jack "King" Kirby

    (Nice pic of The Vision, by the way.)

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    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • tosscrosby (6/17/2010)


    Mine's bigger! :w00t:

    I've got the biggest balls of them all (ACDC lyrics).

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  • dbowlin (6/17/2010)


    Excelsior!

    Fat Freddy's Cat.

    Fertility Pills!

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  • The Checkered Demon

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    dbowlin (6/17/2010)


    Excelsior!

    Fat Freddy's Cat.

    Fertility Pills!

    Quintuplets?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • WOTD - Scorching

    Too hot this week! In the high 80's to the low 100's.

    Joe

  • Smokin'

    Mike

    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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  • crookj (6/21/2010)


    WOTD - Scorching

    Too hot this week! In the high 80's to the low 100's.

    Joe

    Sounds like a break in the weather for us in the desert.

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  • Rebuild

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • crookj (6/21/2010)


    WOTD - Scorching

    Too hot this week! In the high 80's to the low 100's.

    Joe

    That would be mild here in Phoenix for this time of year. That's what they've been calling this summer so far. That is also the forcast for the week here. Where are you at?

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