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mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 1

Concurrency

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 2

frisson

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 3

crookj

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June 17, 2010 at 7:04 am

#1181529

Friction

Joe

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 4

frivolity

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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 5

Before Sing4you whines "Not Yet" and Jason protests "Wasn't me!", this is about football and not pregnancy, right? 😀

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 6

Chris Morris-439714 (6/17/2010)
Before Sing4you whines "Not Yet" and Jason protests "Wasn't me!", this is about football and not pregnancy, right? 😀

You mean Hand-Egg?

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 7

jcrawf02 (6/17/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (6/17/2010)
Before Sing4you whines "Not Yet" and Jason protests "Wasn't me!", this is about football and not pregnancy, right? 😀
You mean Hand-Egg?

Jon, you always lower the tone of the conversation, man!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 8

Chris Morris-439714 (6/17/2010)
Robocat.

Robocop - I think that earned something like 12 Oscars!!!

-- You can't be late until you show up.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

tosscrosby (6/17/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (6/17/2010)
Robocat.
Robocop - I think that earned something like 12 Oscars!!!

Robocop II

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 10

tosscrosby (6/17/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (6/17/2010)
Robocat.
Robocop - I think that earned something like 12 Oscars!!!

Dark-Helmet - Didn't he win about 12 oscars also?

Joe

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 11

SpaceBalls

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 12

CirquedeSQLeil (6/17/2010)
SpaceBalls

Don't ever show that part again. ~ Dark Helmet

-- Kit

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 13

Chris Morris-439714 (6/17/2010)
jcrawf02 (6/17/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (6/17/2010)
Before Sing4you whines "Not Yet" and Jason protests "Wasn't me!", this is about football and not pregnancy, right? 😀
You mean Hand-Egg?
Jon, you always lower the tone of the conversation, man!

Actually that was purely a diversion while I waited, but your divining was correct, it wasn't Jason, it was me, and it has nothing to do with football!!! :w00t::w00t::w00t::-D:-D:-D

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

jcrawf02 (6/17/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (6/17/2010)
jcrawf02 (6/17/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (6/17/2010)
Before Sing4you whines "Not Yet" and Jason protests "Wasn't me!", this is about football and not pregnancy, right? 😀
You mean Hand-Egg?
Jon, you always lower the tone of the conversation, man!
Actually that was purely a diversion while I waited, but your divining was correct, it wasn't Jason, it was me, and it has nothing to do with football!!! :w00t::w00t::w00t::-D:-D:-D

HAHAHAHA

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 15

Daniel Bowlin

SSC-Dedicated

Points: 34566

June 17, 2010 at 11:43 am

#1181758

Excelsior!