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John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 1

T-1...

John Rowan

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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 2

Chris Morris-439714 (6/16/2010)
Today's Random Worm!
The Velvet worm.

I should've known better than to click on that while eating breakfast.

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 3

Anticipation :-D:-D:-D:-D (unrelated to previous post)

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 4

crapazoid

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 5

jcrawf02 (6/16/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (6/16/2010)
Today's Random Worm!
The Velvet worm.
I should've known better than to click on that while eating breakfast.

Jon, think of the benefit - a new way for you to catch your breakfast 🙂

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 6

Antici....

(say it)

.... pation

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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 7

The Dixie Flatline (6/16/2010)
Antici....
(say it)
(say it)
(say it)
.... pation

Is making me late. Is keeping me waiting.

sing4you SSCrazy Points: 2984 More actions · Answer 8

sing4you

SSCrazy

Points: 2984

June 16, 2010 at 8:17 am

#1181003

ketchup

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 9

The Dixie Flatline (6/16/2010)
Antici....
(say it)
(say it)
(say it)
.... pation

Vacation or holiday about to occur?

-- You can't be late until you show up.

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 10

sing4you (6/16/2010)
ketchup

catsup

-- You can't be late until you show up.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 11

cats rot

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31163 More actions · Answer 12

CirquedeSQLeil (6/16/2010)
cats rot

Hey, careful! I own two cats!!!

(Okay, more accurately, they own me!!!)

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Ray K (6/16/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/16/2010)
cats rot
Hey, careful! I own two cats!!!
(Okay, more accurately, they own me!!!)

So you know what I'm talking about 😉

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 14

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

June 16, 2010 at 10:49 am

#1181170

WOTD - Robust

Joe

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 15

Robocat.

Kills 99.9% of all known rodents.

Doesn't dig small holes in your neighbour's herbaceous border.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden