Today's Random Word!

  • crookj (12/29/2009)


    Windows 7 - (Finally made the switch on my personal PC)

    ...and? thumbs up or down, caesar?

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • tubing

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • New Year's Eve party!

  • Chris Quinn-821458 (12/29/2009)


    Countdown - 13 work days remaining

    .... 12

  • red herring...

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • Pikes Peak - (Beautiful this morning!!!)

  • Posers (heh... I hate them and the moroffs that allowed them through the interview).

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (12/30/2009)


    Posers (heh... I hate them and the moroffs that allowed them through the interview).

    I second the notion.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Titans

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • Jeff Moden (12/30/2009)


    Posers (heh... I hate them and the moroffs that allowed them through the interview).

    I like posers. Well, as long as they're good looking and the pose is graceful and attractive. (Just to deliberately pick the wrong definition of the word.)

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
    Property of The Thread

    "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon

  • Chris Quinn-821458 (12/30/2009)


    Chris Quinn-821458 (12/29/2009)


    Countdown - 13 work days remaining

    .... 12

    ..... 11

  • RAID Failure

  • Chris Quinn-821458 (12/31/2009)


    RAID Failure

    ut oh!

    -- Kit

  • Kit G (12/31/2009)


    Chris Quinn-821458 (12/31/2009)


    RAID Failure

    ut oh!

    Week end, month end and financial year end! 🙁

  • Chris Quinn-821458 (12/31/2009)


    Kit G (12/31/2009)


    Chris Quinn-821458 (12/31/2009)


    RAID Failure

    ut oh!

    Week end, month end and financial year end! 🙁

    That is just wrong

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

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