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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 1

Itching

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
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mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 2

Calamine

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 3

CirquedeSQLeil (6/14/2010)
tosscrosby (6/14/2010)
obstetrician
pregnant?

Not I (physically impossible)!

-- You can't be late until you show up.

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 4

danieljones2006 (6/15/2010)
Nursing

Hmmmm....

-- You can't be late until you show up.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

fatigue

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 6

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

June 15, 2010 at 7:36 am

#1180405

CirquedeSQLeil (6/15/2010)
fatigue

Exhausted

Joe

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 7

vuvuzela'ed

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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

crookj (6/15/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/15/2010)
fatigue
Exhausted
Joe

I was too tired to type that big of a word:-D

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 9

CirquedeSQLeil (6/15/2010)
crookj (6/15/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/15/2010)
fatigue
Exhausted
Joe
I was too tired to type that big of a word:-D

lassitude

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

dbowlin (6/15/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/15/2010)
crookj (6/15/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/15/2010)
fatigue
Exhausted
Joe
I was too tired to type that big of a word:-D
lassitude

Lethargic

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 11

The Dixie Flatline (6/15/2010)
vuvuzela'ed

Deaf

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 12

GilaMonster (6/15/2010)
The Dixie Flatline (6/15/2010)
vuvuzela'ed
Deaf

Earplugs

-- You can't be late until you show up.

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 13

Riviera Maya in T-2 days.......VACATION!!

John Rowan

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Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 14

GilaMonster (6/15/2010)
The Dixie Flatline (6/15/2010)
vuvuzela'ed
Deaf

The Blind, Deaf, and Dumb kid (sure plays a mean pinball!)

Tommy.

Joe

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 15

Today's Random Worm!

The Velvet worm.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden